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[–] ladicius 129 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these.... words.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To assist:

  • Lesbo: short for lesbian
  • Pish: an expression of frustration
  • Bangin': hot
  • nd: and
  • ye: you
  • am no: I'm not
  • tae: to
  • yer: your
  • pal: friend
  • shag: have sex with
[–] punkwalrus 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I got all of that except "shag ye x," because it sounds like "shag (fuck) you x," where "x" is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, "I'm trying to shag you, love?" or "Fuck your ex," as in, the last person you broke up with?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"x" is a kiss, used as an informal "yours truly" in British English digital correspondence

[–] Lemminary 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought 'x' was hug and 'o' was kiss. Have I been wrong all these years??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

X is kiss, O is hug (at least, in the UK it is)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

that is also how it's always been explained to me

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like "xoxo" type of thing.

[–] ZeroTHM 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's the x in "xoxo", the old convention for hugs and kisses.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

xoxo... the old convention for hugs and kisses.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The release of Shrek is closer to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the invention of the Sony Walkman than it is to today

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Now I want to cry.

[–] x4740N 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

[–] cmbabul 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

[–] Xanvial 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Lemminary 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PunnyName 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, new comedian unlocked! Yes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Fern Brady

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] Lemminary 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, ye daft bot! Could've at least tossed a wee upvote me way for the comment, aye?

[–] ramenshaman 22 points 1 year ago

As a native English speaker, me too.

[–] ShitOnABrick 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Should watch still game. You'll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner's

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Scottish pensioner is what?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's not a contraction, it's possession.

the Scottish pensioner's [dialogue]

where the last word is omitted for brevity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never knew you can just omit such key words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And if the sentence feels sparse you can drop "which" in there wherever, because apparently it's just filler now.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

how will you ever cope

[–] Mr_Blott 1 points 1 year ago

You're weclome

[–] KnightontheSun 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick 4 points 1 year ago

Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I've still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

  • drink feck arse girls

.such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry