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He made angels unsexy so wouldn’t be distracted by them…!?

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[–] Iheartcheese 70 points 7 months ago (5 children)

God is neither man nor woman.

But I bet it has holes.

[–] Feathercrown 17 points 7 months ago

Straight to ~~jail~~ hell

[–] clubb 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Except God is referred to as "He" in the Bible?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Nonbinary people can use he/him pronouns, too, if they want. And God's pronouns have a capital H, so I guess you could make an argument that they kinda sorta are neopronouns uwu

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

There is probably no gender neutral variant in ancient Hebrew.

[–] undergroundoverground 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yahweh (who later became "god) is definitely a man, cock and all. He used to be depicted with horns or as a golden calf, with a huge, oversized novelty dong.

Theres a reason moses came back with extra commandments, the second time.

[–] Etterra 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's how it happened, but it is funnier this way.

[–] undergroundoverground 1 points 7 months ago

Oh, its definitely how it happened. Although, tbf, we don't know exactly what new commandments he came back with the second time but I think it would be silly to not presume them to be connected to all the golden calf worshipping.