He made angels unsexy so wouldn’t be distracted by them…!?
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Yahweh (who later became "god) is definitely a man, cock and all. He used to be depicted with horns or as a golden calf, with a huge, oversized novelty dong.
Theres a reason moses came back with extra commandments, the second time.
I don't think that's how it happened, but it is funnier this way.
Oh, its definitely how it happened. Although, tbf, we don't know exactly what new commandments he came back with the second time but I think it would be silly to not presume them to be connected to all the golden calf worshipping.