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[–] TotallynotJessica 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Will Smith on a duck? Will Smith on a mallard? Is this some sort of anti-joke, or did I miss something?

[–] TOModera 128 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And why is Will Smith called a "cuck" here?

[–] Clbull 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

His wife has cheated on him multiple times yet he's stuck by her.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

He always looks like he's straight up not having a good time now :(

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 1 year ago

I thought they separated but stayed together publicly.

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr 11 points 1 year ago

Jada had sex with a friend of her son's. That's about it.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 5 points 1 year ago

Oooooooooh.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Damn. I got up and robbed of my internet points for not replying to the top comment this answer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Willard on a mallard

[–] TunaCowboy 40 points 1 year ago

Sad scowl on a waterfowl.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Rapper on a Quacker

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homo sapien on an Anas platyrhynchos?

[–] Redarm_Vanin 17 points 1 year ago

Cuck on a duck

[–] niktemadur 16 points 1 year ago

"You keep my wife's name out of your FUCKING MOUTH!"
on a duck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Will on a bill

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Slapper on a quacker

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Will on LSD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Shmuck on a duck?

[–] Preacher 4 points 1 year ago

Flake on a drake

[–] MacedWindow 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

deathdoesntexist2+2=3

What a long and unusual watermark. I guess the rest of the usernames have been taken?

[–] spacesweedkid27 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe they wanted to prove the point by lecturing that one does not know anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

that sure is a nice duck you got there.. mind if i take it for a spin?

[–] Zoomboingding 2 points 1 year ago

Fresh Prince on a witch determinance?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Willard on a mallard.

His name is Willard Smith.