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this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black's "if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
It doesn't make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn't have the context to know if that's the right explanation, so while you're driving to work and going about your day it's still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.
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As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.
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Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.
As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet
I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.
One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.
I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.
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That litter box should have been changed a while ago. Poor cat
Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.
As funny as this is, I concur. Also... why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat
But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Idk.
Hmm it's possible but I'd think a cat would easily be able to stay on its feet if the top was pushed off. But losing its balance and ending up like that also doesn't make sense to me.
My guess is the picture taker gave the cat some kind of jump scare (which tbf could involve pushing on the top) and had the camera ready.
Though if that is the case, the joke might be on them because that cat might look for new places to do its business now that the litter box isn't safe.
Edit: looked again at the pic and I see that this might be a box where the cat stands on top of the part that fell rather than that being like the top of a "cave" like I had at first assumed. That makes both the cases I didn't think very likely much more likely and my own guess less likely.
"Politician interact with voters after election"
The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat's owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.
Kinda' looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.
Why it'd put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though... The before picture was probably funny, too.
You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.
Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:
Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)
Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm sick, and I might die from laughing.
Cat-Ass-Trophy (say it fast)
lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost
This one is acceptable for cross posting actually
Live stream.
Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.
It speaks for itself, honestly.
COMPETITIVE PISSING
CHALLENGE PISSING
If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.
This is a work of art
Is he taking the piss??
I believe he's spreading it
Weeeeeeeeeee!
You can title "cat" and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it's also not surprising at all.
Cool trickshot
All hail the cat fountain
I'd call it "perfection"
“Purrfection”
Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.
The fountain of life
The world rn
NSFW?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Midstream fall.
I bet that smells terrific.
"Pissing myself laughing" MFs be like
Catteken-Pis
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