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André 3000 has surpassed Tool for the longest Hot 100 hit of all time. As Billboard reports, his track “I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A ‘Rap’ Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time” charted at #90 on the Hot 100 this week — it’s the first song on his new instrumental album New Blue Sun. It clocks in at 12 minutes and 20 seconds, longer than Tool’s “Fear Inoculum,” which is 10 minutes and 21 seconds and debuted at #93 back in 2019. André 3000’s track notched 5.8 million streams over the past week.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I definitely thought this was an onion article when I read that song title.

[–] Salamendacious 18 points 1 year ago

It feels 100% honest that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He intended to write a light novel but ended up making a song instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The novel:

"Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot..."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The takeaway for me here is that Taylor Swift has a 10+ minute song.

[–] Salamendacious 8 points 1 year ago

That surprised me too

[–] Sylvartas 3 points 1 year ago

Mine is that Dire Straits' Telegraph Road didn't make the list.

Coincidentally, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] gedaliyah 17 points 1 year ago

Is it also the longest title?

[–] Ghostalmedia 16 points 1 year ago

Compact view thumbnail looks like he’s wearing hand glasses

[–] plz1 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn’t realize either of them were still releasing music at this point. Pretty cool.

[–] Salamendacious 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

André just came out with an album I think. The tool song is from 2019

[–] plz1 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last I listened to new music from either was early 00’s, lol.

[–] Salamendacious 8 points 1 year ago

You have your entire retirement already planned out then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?”

Was my personal favorite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I need a follow up about vulvas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a big ambientish electronic instrumental music listener, and I thought the track name was amusing so I went and checked it out. I got halfway but it's not doing much for me.

It started out with some almost Rue the Whirl by Boards of Canada vibes which I'm a fan of, but it doesn't seem to go very far and seems to focus on whether it sounds OK in that moment rather than as a full song journey. I'll pass, but good for him for doing whatever the fuck he feels like.

One of my favourite 10min instrumental songs for comparison, which sort of shows what I mean by journey. The peak hits around 5 mins in Moya - Godspeed You Black Emperor.

[–] Salamendacious 5 points 1 year ago

Of the tracks listed in the article David Bowie's blackstar is my favorite. The album is fantastic too

[–] alienanimals 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great post and a quick question for you: How does Onion Tube differ from YouTube? Is it federated?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Onion tube is an instance of invidious. It's an alternate frontend for YouTube, and as such isn't a federation thing. My limited understanding is that it just queries youtube via API, but I've not delved into the source code to confirm that.

[–] ExfilBravo 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its because all the melodies are just him noodling on what sounds good to him (what he said in a GQ interview at least) so zero song construction. Just 3000 noodling over a backing track for a hot minute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, that completely fits with what I thought it sounded like. Thanks for the verification of my gut feeling!

[–] Stamau123 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only listened to 'Dreams once buried beneath the dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying gardens' and I know what you mean about it not being a focused thing. Makes good tabletop music tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair, I can definitely see it in that context. When I'm in the mood for an hour long atmospheric meandering background noise journey, I find the Shenzhou album by Biosphere a good bet, amongst others of his work. (I seem to have a thing for Arctic Circle rural desolate ambient soundscapes?) It's repetitive enough to be unobtrusive, but I don't feel like I'm listening as much to modern elevator music like I did with the other track.

[–] kaosof 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you like Biosphere and you haven't heard him, Loscil is wonderdully minimalistic dub ambient very focused on "cold" granular synths with tastefully meanderingly monotone progression.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the recommendation! I will try him out right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's also apparently the longest song title ever on the Billboard 100

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Oh wow, this was fucking terrible and I enjoy hour long chill loops on YT.. It's like elevator music, 90s ocean wave sound effects, and bad flutes had a child and that child was Hitler.

How the fuck is this on any hot list?

[–] glimse 11 points 1 year ago

I listened to the entire thing twice (I do that with all albums I don't hate) and thought it was incredible mediocre. The comments on YouTube make me think people have never heard ambient music before with how much they're hyping it up.

I'm happy for Andre that he can just do whatever he wants in life but...yeah. There is nothing about the album that makes me want to relisten. He wrote most of it on the fly while recording. The best parts are the track names

Fantano was pretty excited for it but still only gave it a 6/10

[–] muffedtrims 2 points 1 year ago

That was a steaming hot turd. I couldn't last more than 15 seconds.

I also listen to lofi chill beats all day while working and this was 100% not good.

[–] Stamau123 2 points 1 year ago

Pitchfork gave it best new music as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I forgot about this guy, and now I see him everywhere. Haven't listened to his album, I think I should, because I'm totally out of the loop lol

[–] Riccosuave 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This really reminds me a lot of the more experimental and instrumental music that Mac Miller started producing before he died. It is in that vein, so I can certainly understand why people don't connect with it. I am really enjoying it though.

[–] thorbot 2 points 1 year ago

Bro is wearing some gummy peach rings on his face

[–] toiletobserver 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VelociCatTurd -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They’re two completely different genres of music and Fear Inoculum is the worst TOOL album.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the first comment have to do with anything? The article started the comparison.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The comparison was between songs that have been on the Billboard Hot 100, which includes Fear Inoculum and the aforementoined Andre 3000 piece.

Descending was not on the Billboard Hot 100, which means this went from comparing top hits of any genre to Tool fans circlejerking about their favorite Tool tracks.

Dear God Tool fans are insufferable. No wonder Maynard got a kick out of getting them all to wear shirts that label them as tools.

[–] Decoy321 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dear God Tool fans are insufferable. No wonder Maynard got a kick out of getting them all to wear shirts that label them as tools.

If anyone doubts this, listen to the lyrics of their song Hooker with a Penis. It's a giant fuck you to pretentious fans who say they've sold out.

And no, no hookers or penises are actually in the song.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It is also from one of their earlier albums. They don't respect their fans and I don't blame them a bit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Craziest thing is that this isn’t even Andre’s longest song if you count Do Ya Thing clocking in at like, 13 mins

[–] gedaliyah 0 points 1 year ago

Who says there's not enough musical innovation right now