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[–] AllonzeeLV 128 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

The US has been drunk on the delusion of how noble and benevolent we consider ourselves since World War II.

We like to conveniently forget that at the time, many Americans looked up to the Nazis and were embracing eugenics. We were legally sterilizing subjective "undesirables," often without their knowledge, and we had no plans to do shit until the Axis, already steeped in conflict, decided to attack us directly from half a world away, committing one of the greatest self-inflicted tactical blunders in history thankfully.

America is all about subjugation, exploitation, and genocide. It just got a propaganda team to soften the way in which it talks about it since the mid 20th century.

At the end of the day, that's the magic of America: bullshitting. Lying. To ourselves and others. From "all men* are created equal" (Only applies to wealthy Caucasian land owners) to "manifest destiny" (genocide the people that already live here because its our destiny) to "separate but equal"(even apex American bullshitters couldn't say this one with a straight face) to "turning the bull loose"(get back to work slaves, this isn't a society) to "don't ask, don't tell" (we refuse to accept you as a human being, but hey come die gruesomely so our greedy fucks can access foreign oil markets). Our bullshit machine runs so deep, we are a ~~nation~~ capital exploitation farm that practically doubles as a religion.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26322647/#:~:text=In%20the%20United%20States%2C%20members,upheld%20such%20laws%20in%201927.

[–] EatYouWell 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People also forget that the people who came to the New World to escape religious persecution were being persecuted because their beliefs were so radical that no one wanted to deal with their bullshit anymore.

[–] AllonzeeLV 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Yep!

And we're still the sexuality phobic weirdos of the developed world, which stems out of our puritanical backwards forerunners.

Glorification of gruesome, bloody hyperviolence all day baby, we'll show it on a loop on the news for the kiddos! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

One flaccid dick or vagina in public, on the other hand, and everyone loses their minds!

This is an us thing. We are the prudes of the developed western world. “Omg a boobie AAAAHHHH my child is scarred for life!“

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If there's one thing I know about the US, it's that everyone is afraid of boobies.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One of the best examples of U.S. government PR is the rebranding of the Department of War to the Department of Defense, even though its function didn't change. People don't like war, but call it defense and you're golden.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Defense companies"

[–] Diprount_Tomato 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, I thought the Nazis were the ones looking up at the Americans and based on them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It goes both ways. Nazis were inspired by the US specifically the Jim Crow era, And US were looking up to Nazis until Japan nuked pearl harbor.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Japan nuked pearl harbor" 💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not nuked I meant bombed lmao

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[–] masquenox 8 points 1 year ago

many Americans looked up to the Nazis

And the Nazis were looking up to Americans! House on fire and all that...

[–] p_cells 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

To be fair, every nation feels good about themselves. Be proud of the good things, neglect the bad things. Who would want to be the bad guy? This is how human mind works.

[–] Gabu 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except that's not the case at all. Lots of people in lots of nations will gladly tell you their country is shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Including the us. Correct

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 1 year ago

we had no plans to do shit until the Axis, already steeped in conflict, decided to attack us directly from half a world away

This is not accurate. "We" (specifically FDR) were already keeping Britain afloat financially in their war with Germany and were already literally fighting German U-boats in the Atlantic prior to Pearl Harbor. Even as far as Pearl Harbor was concerned, we were waging economic warfare against Japan by cutting off their oil and steel in response to their depredations in China - which embargo precipitated their sneak attack in the first place.

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[–] franklin 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Stolen from another post felt relevant

[–] EatYouWell 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ColonelSanders 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s be honest here. That’s a good episode, and I’m not judging you. But Sisko KOing Q is easily the best moment in the show.

”I’m not PICARD.”

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[–] randon31415 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Boston massacre was basically an anti-police riot that turned into a police shooting. The police were acquitted of the murder, which lead to more protests and an eventual revolution. Anytime someone says "real Americans support the police," I point back to that.

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[–] Buffaloaf 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

points to Great Britain

I learned it from you

[–] grue 13 points 1 year ago
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[–] stress_headache 27 points 1 year ago

This tweet is banned in Texas and Florida.

[–] Zoboomafoo 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just because America hasn't lived up to its values doesn't mean that the values are wrong

[–] FlyingSquid 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dude. Our constitution said black people were 3/5ths of a human.

[–] Zoboomafoo 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (55 children)

Exactly, thanks for supporting my point.

Does it still? Or did we change the Constitution to better reflect our values?

[–] CaptionAdam 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean the constitution is the backbone of the system and it used to be updated, but now people treat it as this perfect monolithic unchanging thing. If any modern politician tryd to add amendments it would not go well(also Canadian here)

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[–] 4lan 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Our values are changing. The speaker of the House says that the separation of church and state does not exist. Second in line to the presidency.

Our history is being rewritten. Just look at the reinterpretation of the 2nd amendment after Reagan.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

And somehow America's the "upholder of moral values" and the world's police

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[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As an illiterate American, I could not read that meme and it's only by chance through random mashing of the keys that I was able to craft this response.

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[–] linearchaos 18 points 1 year ago

And the textbooks have been marginally sanitized even then.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

If Americans told the truth*

They can read it was about taxes but they won’t get to read about the colonies being pissed about fair treatment to the Natives for their help in the 7 years war (fair is relative: read it as respecting their borders and claims to America)

[–] Daft_ish 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, so I'm the only one who gets in trouble when I start referencing Malcom X?

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[–] interceder270 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Saddest thing among Americans is that they've been brainwashed into thinking they were the good guys in the revolution.

The revolution occurred because Britain took on a massive amount of debt to save Americans from the French and Natives. Britain wanted Americans to pay them back, but Americans just said 'no' and that's how we began fighting for our independence.

Our ancestors are shitbags. Plain and simple. "Opportunity" and "laissez-faire" are so important to American culture because they revolve around the idea "if you can get away with it, do it."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, in order, taxes evasion, war, secession, wars, racism, wars, poor labour laws, wars and racism again?

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[–] dx1 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Joshua Fit For Battle - Contents Of An American History Class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP862vW9WJE

Relentless imperialistic fucks

Eye glassed with drugs of power and conquest

Greed kills

Establish a history relationship

And turn around and stab them in the back

Guns and disease destroyed a whole culture

Victims on their backs, rotting

Seeping, suffering

Suffering, suffering

Suffering

This is our fucking history

This is our fucking history

History repeats itself and always will

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Thank you for transcribing the lyrics, because I couldn't understand them in the first 30 seconds and I wasn't willing to continue listening after that.

The message is good, the instrumentalists are proficient, but the vocals are painful. It was less "Rage Against The Machine" and more "Tantrum Against The Melody".

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