I think you're confusing us with Redditors. We're chad af over here. We're all programmer sock-wearing Linux users who love Star Trek and 15 year old memes. What makes you think we're not getting any? ๐๐๐
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Fucking right! Lemmy fucks
This guy fucks
Yup, being a nerd is only a negative when you're young.
True. I'm 27 now and if people ask what I like or hobbies I have I tell them games, books movies/shows and I especially love fantasy or RPGs. When I was a teenager I never would have answered with that as I was insecure for being an introvert and having "geeky" interests.
your hobbies are โgames, books, movies/tvโ?
i donโt think you understand what a hobby is.
Ur profile picture
One of my closest friends drew it for me โค๏ธ
This one was commissioned by my girlfriend as a birthday present and hangs up in the living room โค๏ธ done in the old school 80s style โค๏ธ
Sadly I don't have the full picture at hand for this one, but I used to write a lot, and this one was drawn for me by one of my fans ๐ฅฐ
But yeah, despite popular belief, there are those of us out there with partners and kids, decent jobs and housing! ๐
I also really hate the meme of nerds not having sex or relationships. I'm a software dev that works with the nerdiest people I've ever met. The vast majority of my coworkers are married or in long term relationships. I'm active in the kink community and have a number of coworkers I see there too. My experience is that nerds are very common in the kink community. I mostly date and fuck fellow nerds and as far as I can tell, they're mostly doing alright, too.
The stereotype from the meme is just self deprecation bordering on toxicity and incel-ness. The only place where "nerd" is still an insult or bad thing is in Disney channel movies, which are eternally stuck in 90s stereotypes, where people nerds are supposed to remove their glasses and let their hair down if they want to be found hot (ps: that is a terrible trope, because glasses are extremely hot).
Because this place is entirely populated by Runaway Redditorsโฆ
Sad so many men get castrated in november
It had to be done.
For the greater good ๐ซก
Always Alone April
Maybe next month May
Just a friend June
Just me, myself, and I July
Available as always August
Solitary September
No ovulation October
Stay single September
All Alone April Masturbation Melancholy May
Just jerk June
Idk homie I found a horny transmasc dude to fuck me til I go into a twilight state of pleasure, maybe look into that.
Incel memes. All lemmings get laid on the reg
spoken like a true incel ๐คฎ
Uhh. Itโs a joke homie. But I have noticed Lemmy users tend to skew older and in IT jobs, with many of us having significant others, unlike Reddit that seemed to be mostly single 19 year olds
Let's start Suicide Saturday
Welp lads time to get started on this new tiktok skibob ba ski ski skia bob ree ski extraganaza challengmobile
*Suicide September
One of those are different from the others
Don't do my boy yamcha like that
Idk, he did get cucked by possibly the most toxic man in the known universe
The fact that it's Yamcha
Not even memes can give this guy a break XD
Finally, some love for my boy Yamcha.
Iโm a champion for a decade now
wait a minute, steak & BJ day is in March.
Its the first one that I find difficult
I'm pretty sure it's
March Madness
April Showers
Less graves April.