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[–] Emerald 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ahhh yeah you can see it, there's a bit of fluff that looks like it's the right leg going over, but it's just fluff.

Owls are 90% fluff, so this checks out.

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[–] gmtom 52 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Americans are goofy af "criss cross applesauce" bitch that don't even rhyme

[–] HeapOfDogs 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am American, I know the phrase criss cross applesauce, but have never heard it used seriously. I've always said and heard, cross legged. Years ago it was called Indian style but I haven't heard that in years.

[–] Dozzi92 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, was Indian style as a kid in the early '90s. Little kids need some mnemonic device to literally just not fly off the face of the earth, and so that was the replacement they came up with. Cross-legged just doesn't grab a kid's attention like mashed apples.

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[–] funkless 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

uk we say "cross legged" or "cross leggéd" if you're feeling Shakespearean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: in Hungarian we say "Turkish sitting" (törökülés).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Boring fact: it's also "sit like a Turk" or "sit the Turkish way" in Russian (сидеть по-турецки).

Now I'm curious what they say in Turkish.

UPD: me and @[email protected] are referring to the Lotus position which is what it is called in Turkish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In German we call it "tailor's seat" (Schneidersitz).

[–] Agent641 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always feeling Shakespearean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American accents seem to prefer the Shakespearean version: "Wicked", "Dogged" but not "Curved" for whatever reason. Maybe it has to do with the tendency for the word to be used as a verb. "Curved" is usually an adjective but sometimes a verb, while "Wicked" is nearly always an adjective.

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[–] BigDiction 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a quote? I don’t understand how it doesn’t rhyme.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

It does in an American accent, I guess

In my accent (UK), "cross" rhymes with "boss", and "sauce" rhymes with "horse". Pretty sure boss and horse don't rhyme.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If I'm understanding correctly then the words "sauce" and "source" are indistinguishable when spoken by a brit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Source will have emphasis on the r.

[–] Agent641 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its important because if youre at the dinner table and ask for sauce wrong, mum will pass you 273,000 lines of javascript.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's borderline child abuse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pretty much yeah!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Wait, so the non-rhotic accent adds an "r" into words that don't have one? I guess all your "r"s at the ends of words need to go somewhere...

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[–] Soggy 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...which UK accent? Big place, loads of regional differences.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because sauce and horse are long and cross and boss are short, right?

I'm not a native speaker but our lord and savior Dr Lindsey made a great video about British English and what Americans get wrong about it.

For me as a second language learner, cross rhymes with boss but sauce neither rhymes with horse nor boss. But that's just me tho.

[–] buzziebee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great video! His stuff is brilliant. I'm a native speaker but every now and then one of his videos will pop up in my feed and I'll end up learning about how I talk lol. Highly recommended for anyone interested in fascinating deep dives into speech.

Whenever there are these kinds of threads there's always loads of people posting things like "sauce rhymes with boss not horse" or something.

This rhyming and text based approach is confusing because in different accents words might be pronounced differently than how the writer is pronouncing them and they may all rhyme or none of them may rhyme.

If you're not familiar with phonetic spelling (most people I know aren't) then audio clips with the differences are probably the way to go. Just typing random words isn't a great way of comparing accents.

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[–] Agent641 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Why Im I being fired, Bauss? Is it because I pronounce it 'Hoss?'"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need an example pronunciation of how it doesn't rhyme because the only way I can hear it in my head rhymes. I've never heard of this name for the seating method though.

[–] gmtom 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Cross rhymes with boss, toss, moss, loss, Ross.

Sauce rhymes with horse, coarse, force.

So for them to rhyme you would either have to say "crawse" or "Soss"

[–] chiliedogg 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (19 children)

"Soss" is how we pronounce "sauce" and I don't know where you're finding the "r" sound.

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[–] Moneo 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry sauce rhymes with horse? Y'all say source?

[–] gmtom 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, why do think people as for a "sauce" when someone posts a picture on the internet?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oi! D'you 'ave a loicense for that criticism bruv?!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think that was the transitional terminology from when they used to tell kids to sit "indian style"

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[–] rustyfish 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We need to make them some prosthesic hands.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess I have extra big news for you: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Always remember the acronym A.V.I.A.N.:

A - Birds
V - Are
I - Not
A - Real
N -
[–] FastAndBulbous 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what they look like without feathers. Demon birds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think that's a hawk.

Owls have sausage eyes, they are fixed focal length and go back into their skulls, leaving very little room for a brain.

Edit: with a reverse image search, it seems I'm not the first to say this. My guess is that this is just dodgy taxidermy - maybe it was an owl, but taxidermy is notoriously bad at eyes.

[–] magnolia_mayhem 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RIP_Cheems 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want an owl that does this.

[–] AgentGrimstone 4 points 1 year ago

Makes it look like someone in an owl suit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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