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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Weird christian shame shit aside, here's a nice security concern to top it off:
“A US Congressman is allowing a 3rd Party tech company to scan ALL of his electronic devices daily and then uploading reports to his son about what he’s watching or not watching….,” Receipt Maven wrote. “I mean, who else is accessing that data?”
You'd think this obvious hole in cybersecurity would be a big deal to the "but her emails" types, if they had absolutely any moral consistency
the 3rd party tech company maybe? or the people they sell the data off to?
Mike Johnson goes to the doctor for a checkup.
Doctor says, "Mr. Speaker, you've got to stop masturbating."
Johnson says, "Why?"
Doctor says, "So I can examine you."
If my parent asked me to monitor their porn intake I’d tell them to talk to a clinical sexologist because what the actual fuck‽ And if they asked about mine I’d honestly be concerned that there’s something incestous there.
Like I’m super pro sex ed and parent-child communication on such things. But there are things that you’d like to keep private from that relationship unless it’s important. I’m so grateful I don’t know anything about my parents’ masturbation habits
Thank you for using the "interrobang" you classy human ❤️
Is that one of Mike Johnson’s favorite porn categories?
I set up my phone to auto-correct "?!" to the interrobang. That makes it so much easier to remember it's there!
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Is there anything not weird about this guy?
What's weird about notifying your kid when you beat off?
Preventing this is the future liberals want.
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This is not a joke, although I'm laughing pretty hard
$17 dollars a MONTH lmfao maybe I'll slap together some shitty malware-as-a-service and charge saps 12 instead lolol
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I'm gonna go ahead and say it....white evangelical people are fucking creepy and not normal. AND YES, I will generalize with these fucks.
I did not need to know that. Thanks Rolling Stone.
That is so psychopathic. The GOP are a bunch of sick mofos.
Knew before I read the article that it was gonna be Covenant Eyes. Aka the same software "monitoring" Josh Duggar, that he got around with a partition. Super effective stuff. I'm guessing about 90% of fundie men that use it also have partitions, because you don't pay for software to monitor your every move unless you know you're not able/willing to control yourself.
Huh? That's so ridiculous it can't possibly be true.
Can we get another source?
Edit: yeah. This is also reported by plenty of other sources.
If you read the article, they link to a tweet where he discusses it at length on video.
You probably already know this, but you need to keep a lookout for where the articles are actually sourced from. Just because multiple sources are reporting on something could simply mean they are affiliated outlets publishing the same story from the same original author.
This saves time for affiliate outlets, but it's a practice that is vulnerable to the rapid spread of misreporting or intentional misinformation.
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Man, evangelicals are weird.
The real problem is people that should be our leaders don't want anything to do with all the bullshit involved with politics. So we end up with weirdos and crazies instead.
I just tilted my head to the side in confusion a full 90 degrees.
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This guy looks like an AI generated cunt.
He looks a bitmoji of a possessed marionette.
He looks like a slightly older Santos.
There's a lot to unpack here and I'm not sure I want to.
On the one hand that's weird.
On the other hand, for a Republican these days maybe not that weird.
Call me when the inevitable mutual masturbation video surfaces.
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I mean, there's endless trolling material there.
A lovely father son ~~bondage~~ bonding moment.
…what the fuck.
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