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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

[–] jedi_hamster 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I thought so as well. Maybe the other side of the protruding sausages were progressively squeezed out by the dough starting from the tip, and it's probably due to the proximity to other rolls in the back, or maybe the center of the oven was much hotter and ended up cooking (and growing) the dough unevenly. That explains why the tip of the sausages looks popped.

[–] Mr_Blott 1 points 1 year ago

I won't get into the fact that pastry shrinks when cooked because you're right. That's not sausage roll sausage, that's not sausage roll pastry, those are not sausage rolls 🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stop setting unrealistic expectations for sausage rolls! These are also beautiful, and their feelings are valid! Not all sausage rolls are taut and perky and you should acknowledge that!

/s obviously, but this is the interwebs

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] The_Eminent_Bon 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Michael Jackson?

[–] Beefytootz 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd assume the logical way to eat that is with your hand. I feel like your choices are to manhandle the dangler and eat the bread first, or, you can hold it by the bread and fight the wiggler into your mouth. Both feel equally silly, but I'm down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And I'm down bad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only real choice here is to Nancy Reagan the entire wiggly bit all at once

[–] Beefytootz 3 points 1 year ago

She was the glizziest of gladiators from 1921 - 2016

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Some oven timers go “ding.”

Others go “dong.”

[–] PrimarilyPrimate 13 points 1 year ago

OMG, those poor horses!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I believe these are called "show-ers and growers".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Ow you're bending it!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Kane Lynch's character in Role Models would have a field day with these

[–] alquicksilver 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The gooiest duck 🦪🍌