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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Cancel culture is not a real thing so bulbasaur

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have cancelled you. It's unfortunate it had to come to this...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh no how will I survive lol (how do you do the banner thingy tho)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A feature of Boost for Lemmy: "tag user"

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent 13 points 1 year ago

The crazy son of a bitch did it!

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[–] TerrificTadpole 32 points 1 year ago

This guy doesn't even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Very problematic I suggest you do some research.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A hater tried to cancel you because Bulbasaur is "problematic," but I'll uncancel you because Bulbasaur is very cute and should be cherished

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (6 children)

in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 16 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't say Vaporeon. Don't say Vaporeon!

"Vaporeon."

DOH!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"Unfortuante" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.

I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them.

One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.

https://lemmy.ml/comment/4588739

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[–] complacent_jerboa 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ditto

Much more... versatile, than Vaporeon

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gengar, unless you’re looking for horny answers only, then also Gengar.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

trick question there are no other pokemon except eevee

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[–] Daft_ish 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This reminds me of the time I asked someone what their favorite rape scene in game of thrones was.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

oh it's the most horrific and misogynistic one of course!

dang it unfair cancel culture has taken my comments out of context yet again

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[–] rhadamanth_nemes 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Y'know, actually....

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Absol. It's just cute and It's Mega Evolution looks sick

[–] Lizardking27 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I heard you liek mudkip

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

man im dead

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gogoat, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, I'm not afraid to die on this hill. Grass kicks ass!

[–] AngryCommieKender 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alakazam. Though Gyrados is also cool

[–] tb_ 5 points 1 year ago

Get cancelled

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[–] Siegfried 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cancel culture is colective censorship... which apparently is sometimes needed

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

honestly, emolga

i just think they're cute

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Electabuzz has been my favorite since the beginning, and shall continue to be for the rest of my days (because I am now old and can't keep up with them all anymore).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Snorlax is my spirit Pokemon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A wild Jynx appears!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shouldn't be giving a single, solitary crap about what "cancel culture" wants.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I don't know its name but there's a Pokémon which looks like a weasel. It's the cutest thing ever.
EDIT: it's a Furret!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bidoof? Because Bidoof is God, so it must be Bidoof

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haunter. It's always been Haunter.

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[–] Mr_Reach 6 points 1 year ago

Regigigas. I desire to speak the dubstep of the ancients.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It’s Garbodor and I’m tired of hiding it!!

[–] Whimsical 5 points 1 year ago

METAGROSSSSSSSSSSSS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Either Reshiram or Yveltal.

Flareon, Zacian, Miraidon, and the new Ogerpon are high on my list

[–] Gabu 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Giratina solos your choices. Hail satin

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