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Then I'd be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
I bet they would if you called it that
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Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.
People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”
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Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...
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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!
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Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don't even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along with Catholics. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.
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Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt
Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it'd probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!
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NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don't let it sh1t in my backyard.
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I live in Georgia USA I've been to FL way too many times Europe doesn't deserve this.
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NOBODY wants Florida.
I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away....
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Why is Italy a penis?
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
Florida ~~attached to Europe~~ looks mildly like a penis.
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Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!
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That would be awesome.. A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it's a deal
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Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
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Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don't tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
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It's the perfect plan
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