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[–] Genrawir 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is inevitable! All shall become crab!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did they ever find the missing king crabs?

[–] Thranduil 3 points 1 year ago

You also have crabs become non crabs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's also a highly debated theory.

[–] Genrawir 1 points 1 year ago

Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said 'evolved crab-like bodies' instead, as they'd still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Yet another unrealistic standard set for men

[–] toasteecup 18 points 1 year ago

Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci

[–] Hyrulian 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!

[–] Godric 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Bottom right

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

Fucking crabs.

Be better. Be a squid.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, sure, as if I'd like to trash all my points I put in IQ.

Become an octopus and keep all that XP

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago

How dare you!

[–] spittingimage 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit I'm already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN

[–] Godric 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Vile_port_aloo 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people...

[–] mvirts 14 points 1 year ago

The true meaning of carcinization, revealed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Get eaten if you're not careful or just have bad luck.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.

[–] Godric 8 points 1 year ago

🦀 Skill issue

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] _number8_ 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Sure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If someone is feeding it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just don't get caught.

[–] cod 8 points 1 year ago

Time for crab

[–] son_named_bort 7 points 1 year ago

I'd walk side to side if I were a crab.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is how they recruit more Crab People

[–] Jackcooper 7 points 1 year ago

Forgot the goal of all evolution

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, the movie really sold me on becoming a lobster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

the movie

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

i shall be zoidberg!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WhyFlip 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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