What a horrible day to have genitals.
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Ok I guess we both have it bad
I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck
How?
Life's wild, my friend
Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.
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A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅
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As a pussy haver. What the fuck
Today we encounter the "pussy havers" and the "pussy have nots" learning side by side! Spectacular!
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I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.
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W-what?
It's true.
At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
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If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
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im with everyone here. what the fuck
I'm a guy and I've had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Is it ok to like those?
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Fuck you, well done.
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What the fuck
The requeefining.
When I shit my dick touch the water
You're not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.
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My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
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Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
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Worse when it touches the water though.
Just wrap it around your thigh, problem solved
Little known fact : you can halve the length of your penis with a simple figure-eight knot.
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I'd rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
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Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
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weirdly accurate
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
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Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe
It is... And honestly, I can't tell which one is worse. I will say, the first time it happened, I was terrified, thought something was wrong with me
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So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you're eating shit particles?
I mean, you're always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they're so close together that it just happens
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