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[–] Dick_Justice 132 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why did I learn how to read?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 8 points 1 year ago

Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's a terrible day for rain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You can un-learn easily enough: here's a ball-peen hammer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alcohol .... Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only two cures to a hangover: Don't start, or don't stop.