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[–] dylanTheDeveloper 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When I shit my dick touch the water

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why are they butt-level???

[–] _g_be 1 points 1 year ago
[–] GratefullyGodless 8 points 1 year ago

Why are you shitting your dick?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahhh, good ol' Poseidon's Kiss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Na, that's when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.

You're thinking of the Witches Kiss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No that's when it touches the toilet itself, not the water

[–] CheeseToastie 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)