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[–] Chalky_Pockets 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Torn on this one.

On the one hand, there's a lot of great metal, it's obviously not all garbage.

On the other hand, I love winding up those people who get all bent out of shape about how one or more of those genes "isn't real metal" so I kinda still appreciate the post lol.

[–] Godric 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fuck with metal, this meme is not at all supposed to be taken at face value

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] lunarul 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Might be indie rock. I'll never forget going to 4chan /mu/ and seeing a guy argue that music should be unpleasant and hard to listen to if you really care about it, because then your opinion on the "sonic experience" isn't being compromised by pleasure, citing the godawful singer of Neutral Milk Hotel as enriching the band more than a good singer would have. Called Death Grips "entry-level" music for tweens before you're ready to graduate to experimental non-melodic field recordings of harsh noise.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never seen people throw hands over if somethibg is jazz or not.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Whatever is was Yoko Ono was on about, and podcasts.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Great, I see that Alternative Metal and Nu Metal are in the clear.

[–] Arekusenpai 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Interesting, I didn't know that was a thing.

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[–] PP_BOY_ 17 points 10 months ago

I love how the left is all genres of metal except at the end with the random inclusion of crust punk. You can tell the OOP really liked the genre and wanted to include it in his maymay

[–] RoyaltyInTraining 17 points 10 months ago

Proud garbage enjoyer

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Up until this point I have never once heard of Crust punk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neither have I, and I’m glad.

It makes me think of the “crust” you’d find in the bathroom of a punk rock venue. Gross.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s actually pretty spot on for describing Crust Punk

[–] TheLowestStone 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah. The name is surprisingly literal.

[–] ettyblatant 4 points 10 months ago

Tbf, it doesn't belong on this list

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Terlet or torlet?

If you think that's bad you should see the urinus.

[–] Gordon 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
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[–] Godric 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

FuckADuck, I'd have a rewatch, I'm suprised I'm not having a re-watch right now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I'D HAVE A REWATCH!

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[–] MrJameGumb 11 points 10 months ago

I feel personally attacked

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Why what are you drinking? — Oh it’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, 2003, with chestnut hints it’s delicious. — Me: it’s just moldy grape Juice. — no but you have to pay attention to the small nuances in the… oh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Metal people are always like "nooo it's not all annoying noise and throaty growling, you just have to listen to X" and then X is all annoying noise and throaty growling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Hold on a second!

I mean if you don't like metal then don't listen to it but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres. Basically if you can think of sth there is probably a metal Version of it(idk why though)

If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy

[–] Leroy 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy

Wtf, thanks for bringing this band into my life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If I recall correctly, Rob zombie brought them on tour and caught a lot of shit for it. Lol

[–] Pinecone 3 points 10 months ago

If you like them you should also check out Band Maid as they have a more conventional sound.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Idk what you're talking about. Babymetal is pretty good

[–] HRDS_654 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a metalhead and I love Babymetal.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Every one of those genres is so different, it's kind of wierd most of them fall under 'metal.'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How do it get there?

[–] Sanctus 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've dug this grave so many times

The dirt, exhausted as the mind

[–] Moc 2 points 10 months ago

I switch between both states depending on mood

[–] cokane_88 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Unfathomably based

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