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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 2 hours ago

It's not a jar it's a door silly

[–] slaacaa 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] satans_methpipe 14 points 5 hours ago

Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

aight this is officially the most far fetched loss meme I've ever seen

[–] shneancy 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

yes and I'm looking for a whale egg

[–] satans_methpipe 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

ok remind me in 12 years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

When it is a jar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

When its ever so slightly open.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Door's Agar.

[–] simplejack 139 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yeah, it took me a long time to get this, because I was too impressed by the design lol

Correct pluralization and it shows which door is open!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've been on the internet for awhile, I even remember the ctrlaltdelete comic coming out. I can honestly say I don't ever remember seeing this meme before, or even the blowback from the comic itself. Weird how I can be on the net almost daily for years and still see new (old?) memes.

[–] hardcoreufo 6 points 7 hours ago

I used to read Ctrl Alt delete and penny arcade all the time. Just stopped reading web comics at some point. Completely missed this meme for a decade on the Internet as well. Was very confused first time I came across it a few years ago.

[–] eager_eagle 96 points 18 hours ago

first thing I noticed is that they bothered with the plural; it's loss, but an absolute win too

[–] cm0002 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle 9 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

No, it's not a jar; it's a door, open or closed.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When is a door not a door?

[–] Agent641 13 points 13 hours ago

When it's a loss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 77 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

You don't want to. It's an abstract reference to an uninteresting meme about miscarriage called 'Loss'.

People post things with the format of the position of the people in the meme in 4 frames ( I, II, II, I _), and everyone congratulates themselves and each other for getting the reference.

This one, however, doesn't work in my opinion. The door positions in frames 1, 2, and 3 are meant to indicate people standing, yet the same position of the right door in frame 4 apparently indicates a person lying down.

This, as it happens, is therefore not Loss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

ahhh, i thought people were talking about the loss tv show and was so confused.

[–] pyre -2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

how is that the same position? it's the backseat door. the others aren't.

also not uninteresting. it's famously interesting, otherwise people would've moved on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Person uses artistic outlet to convey their sadness. Internet circle jerks about it for decades.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Person who used artistic outlet was apparently an asshole and got mocked for seeking sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Based on the first 50% of your post, I would like to be your friend.

I have no opinion, positive or negative, on the second 50% - except that I support the dissemination of accurate information.

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[–] glitchdx 7 points 15 hours ago

this is how you rickroll the youth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

That meme is fucking dumb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It's the worst. Dude used his artistic outlet to convey an emotion and was shit on by a bunch of assholes. Then that became so popular that the meta and 'game' lived on. God forbid someone try to express themselves. People try to say "it was just so out of place" fuck that, dude didn't owe anyone shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I dont remember being clever was a requirement for memes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Right, so, this meme is fucking dumb still. Good talk.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 hours ago

i think you mean fucking brilliant

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This one took me a while to figure out... Embarrassing.......

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It's loss. The loss meme?

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Hence the post title... "I am at a loss of words"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago

I think I was stunned by a car company that would bother to conditionally pluralize doors on a dot matrix LCD screen. I'm so used to the companies now, cutting every corner no matter how many times they've been cut before.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Doors Akimbo

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