A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
If your anus looks like this, it's time to see your doctor.
It's a bit gaping but not the worst I've seen
Have you really truly internetted if you haven't seen goatse?
Doctor:
Omg we in an anus
I thought it was Warhammer 40k shitpost at the beginning
its the universe that is flat
everything revolves around and everything is illuminated by the Sun
the Sun is the largest structure
the veins at the outer edges arent bleeding yet so you can stretch it a bit more
Uranus is in Ouranus
If you hate this image then why post it. Fun image but please work on your titles lol, my point is it isn't super good when you let some 1000 conspiracy theorists living in some niche forums live rent free in your head to such point they ruin cool images for you
I'm not the one who originally posted it.
Edit: your mom's obviously not a flat earther. It's true I may have a vendetta.
No wonder, those big dong conspiracists are the worst. Whole universe is nothing more than a giant penis? Ridiculous. All because of the low res labels on observable universe diagrams making a look like o and b look like d
Universe is a dick it's their motto
Looks like they were right. The universe is a sphere, not Earth!!
Well, it's showing the moon lit up while it's behind the earth, so clearly it should all be dark due to the eclipse. So I can only conclude that it's trying to get the word out that we actually live in a binary solar system.
Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe
I mean, it's arguably in the center of OUR universe :D
You are the center of your observable universe and I'm the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth's center is even better.
I'm not at the center, I'm at the point of the cone of my observable universe
hahah, the geocentric model confirmed!
Our universe? We gotta share?
It's actually mine but I don't like to say the quiet part out loud.
Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?
Nailed it in one, bro!
If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.
If you can't tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it's probably you.
New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb
Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.
Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.
What's everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he's been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he's only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director's position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He's been up there so long, he can't come back anymore. He's gonna die up there manning those lasers. That's what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they've been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!
[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander's voice.]
THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE
CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT'S HARMONIC FORM
Are those the JO Crystals people have been trying to sell me?
Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We're going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.
Everyone sees the butthole too, right?
Well I did see a kiwi slice, but now I may not be able to look at kiwis the same
It's buttholes all the way down.