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I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Remember_the_tooth 114 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Nailed it in one, bro!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 51 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 30 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Fi yuo thnik yu'oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

[–] RattlerSix 47 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Oh my God, now he's speaking Scottish!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

First good laugh ive had in a bit. LOL

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

That should be a line in one of those comedy horror movies. "Oh God! He's speaking Scottish! Run!"

[–] RegalPotoo 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh one one eight nine nine nine...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Gotta do it Scottish

Naught one one fo fo 9/11

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If you can't tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it's probably you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Being in a group is a terrible time to have a stroke.

jk jk unless...?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

You can give me a stroke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

[–] mostNONheinous 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What's everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he's been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he's only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director's position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He's been up there so long, he can't come back anymore. He's gonna die up there manning those lasers. That's what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they've been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander's voice.]

[–] redbr64 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean, it's quite clear that there are Jewish space lasers, I saw them in this documentary many years ago