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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I'm scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This. No one realizes that your probably not gonna make it to 100 in perfect health. If your body doesn't go, it will be your mind. Either way, it does not sound appealing.

If nothing else, the arthritis has gotten so bad, you wanna off yourself anyways.

Hard pass.

[–] Urbanfox 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm 37 and already broken.

My back is killing me, the sciatica makes sitting down hard. My ankle is fucked from too many injuries doing shit like tough mudder because when you're young you're invincible. Top that off with an immune disorder and asthma and it'll be a miracle if I make it to 50 with a good quality of life.

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[–] freecandy 30 points 11 months ago (10 children)
[–] dilligasatall 14 points 11 months ago

Waaay ahead of you there, partner!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 82 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We have robots. It's the future now. We should be retiring at 85 while the robots live in luxurious sky cities.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 12 points 11 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlord.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (21 children)

We should be retiring at 50. This is bullshit.

[–] Sanctus 110 points 11 months ago (11 children)

We should be building a society where the concept of retiring is alien because the entire point of living isn't to work.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wr should be able to retire whenever we want. Fuck work.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)

middle aged would be around 36.

I didn't come here to be insulted.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 13 points 11 months ago

Me: *turns 51 in a few days

Also me: "fuck"

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[–] RBWells 61 points 11 months ago (5 children)

According to my kids:

0-30 is young.

31-60 is middle aged.

61-90 is old.

Over 90 is fucking old.

[–] nxfsi 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

How fucking old are your kids for them to say that? Real kids would definitely say that 25 is approaching retirement age.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

The whole point of calling somebody "middle-aged" is that they're in that indeterminate space where they definitely aren't young anymore, but they aren't like, old, old, yet, basically they're still able-bodied enough to hold down a job.

Not one. Not the other. Somewhere in the middle. Middle-aged.

30 isn't so old, but it depends hard on the person in question, some are still in great shape, but many 30-year-olds have been nursing a back problem and/or jacked knees for years by the time the birthday comes, they sure as hell don't feel young. Some 30s haven't had kids yet, some of them have kids in middle school. So that averages out, and we onboard you to this shitty party at 30. If you can still rock the swimwear at 30, do it, and don't take it for granted.

For the record, we don't care what children think old is. Children are insane.

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[–] carl_dungeon 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t disagree, but people get confused by average lifespan because it includes babies that die. If you live to 60, in the USA you’re expected to live another 21.4 years (almost 82). https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/05/long-life-does-not-always-mean-a-healthy-life-in-old-age.html

And that number is still an average. But I get it, 50 still isn’t the middle.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

People don't understand what life expectancy means, specifically because 99% of the time, people are talking about life expectancy at birth. What life expectancy st birth means is that half the babies are going to be dead before X years (in the case of OP picture that mean half are going to die before reaching 73 yo), so yeah, the majority of people is going to be 50 yo at some point of their life.

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[–] protput 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for starting my day with giving me a midlife crisis.

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[–] tallwookie 43 points 11 months ago (12 children)

eh, you're free to retire in your mid 30s. it's easy. i retired in my late 30s, then went back to work again when I ran out of money a few years later. it was nice, i look forward to retiring again.

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[–] Nioxic 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Avg life span is 80+ in most countries..

[–] obinice 36 points 11 months ago

I've never heard anybody suggest that 50 is middle aged, usually it's traditionally been 30, or nowadays with life expectancies being higher, 36 is spot on.

Anyway, we're all going to work until we're dead, to keep the rich ruling class fed. There's no escape.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought 50 was the middle of your adult life, 20-80 ish years old

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've always viewed middle aged as 40s

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[–] Smoogs 23 points 11 months ago

Right cuz that’s why people work til 65. Totally just a choice/s

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Wait, your retirement age is less than the average lifespan?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Uhm, retirement was invented for the elderly who can't really work on the fields/processing plants anymore. Work changed and people got older since then.

[–] 80085 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Most people still work manual labor jobs. Cognitive ability also declines with age. Age discrimination during hiring/recruiting is fairly common (witnessed it at nearly every job I've ever had, even though it's illegal, and I've had a lot of jobs). There aren't enough "bullshit jobs" like Walmart greeter for everybody. Aging population can be solved by permissible immigration (which are comparably younger populations), but there are too many racists and politicians worried about demographic shifts.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Work is now driving people to age faster due to stress.

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[–] tigull 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I guess the point is you're middle aged in regards to your contribution to society. First 15-20 years of your life you pretty much just "take", while the following 50ish you are expected to chip in. In those terms, 50 sounds about right as being referred to as "middle aged".

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Something doesn't seem right about that.

You're supposed to work 40+ years to pay off a 20 year debt to society? That doesn't seem fair.

Also you didn't chose to be born, I don't think you owe anyone anything for having to grow to reach an age where you have agency over yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Holy, i never thought about it like that

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The average life expectancy of men in the US is 73 (it was 74 pre-COVID).

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they told you 36 is middle age you would be less inclined to live

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

According to some module I had to take yesterday, 18-44 is “young adult” and 45 to something is “middle aged.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Since when do people think 50 is middle-aged? To me it's always been 30-something years old

[–] TheDubz87 10 points 11 months ago

Apparently getting pregnant at 35 is considered a geriatric pregnancy, so that's what I've always considered mid life.

[–] alvvayson 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same here. For me, 40 is middle aged, since 80 is the normal age to die. Sure, some die earlier and others later, but once you reach 20 (i.e. discounting the premature deaths), the average woman reaches 81 and the average male 78 or so.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I like the energy, but this is still a dumb take, even if it's common. Where TF did the idea that middle= midpoint come from? So does "middle age" last just an instant?

We have young, and elderly, so what do we call the span in the middle when you're neither of those?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The problem is that we are living longer and healthier than even before and the trend is to keep on rising.

What the real problem is that allowing a person to actually live is troublesome for the current system in place, as in if you do not produce, you are not valuable.

But you are.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

The worst part about this is that it reminds me that I'm close to having lived the statistical half of my life, damn.

[–] danc4498 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So, what's the average life expectancy of people who live past the age of 30?

[–] MajorHavoc 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Great question. Looks like the CDC says it's 78.4 ,(48.4 more years expected at age 30 in one of the PDF charts liked to that page).

Edit: Typo fix

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Y'all get out of here. Middle age starts at 40. Don't at me.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 9 points 11 months ago

Nah dude, the middle ages start at 476

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