Could always sub with a spork.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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From the outside it's funny to see how fast America is becoming like China. But I feel for you guys, and in the long run nothing is funny about it, only in the short.
China for all its faults has a functional government, growing economy and rule of law is strictly enforced. Would we be so lucky to become like China. The US is spiraling towards becoming like post soviet Russia.
So it's not so much a fork in the road as it is a chopstick.
Emojis are characters... They can still be pasted in to text fields...
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When you take away the spoons, the only choice left is between ~~pitch~~forks and knives. Metaphorically. In Minecraft.
There is no spoon.
Oh splendid, the spoon gestapo’s here—scrubbing dissent one forking emoji at a time. Musk-Trump synergy in full clown mode: delete the 🥄, bury the evidence, pretend the resistance never happened.
Imagine feeling threatened by a utensil. These chuckleheads nuked spoons faster than a toddler bans broccoli. ”Fork in the Road”? More like ”Fork You”—but labor’s serving petty defiance with a side of Slack rebellion.
Keep licking that boot, boys. When your dystopian flowchart includes emoji purges, maybe the problem isn’t the spoons—it’s the rotted system they’re scooping out. My status? Still a shovel.
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Seems like a violation of their first amendment rights. The government is not a private company.
If no one is willing or able to defend constitutional rights, they don't really exist any more. I hope there are legal cases being prepared at least, to challenge all this new censorship.
When the government is acting as an employer, they mostly aren't constrained by the First Amendment in the way that they are when acting as the government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_free_speech_exceptions
Restrictions based on special capacity of government
As employer
The government is not permitted to fire an employee based on the employee's speech if three criteria are met: the speech addresses a matter of public concern; the speech is not made pursuant to the employee's job duties, but rather the speech is made in the employee's capacity as a citizen; and the damage inflicted on the government by the speech does not outweigh the value of the speech to the employee and the public. Specifically, speech is "treated as a matter of public concern" by reference to the "content, form, and context of a given statement". The exception with regards to balancing the harm of a statement and the value of the statement (the Pickering test) is done by considering the degree to which the speech either interferes with close working relationships, disrupts the office, or even has the potential to do either.
Most on-the-job speech is probably going to fail the "pursuant to the employee's job duties" test.
~~dicks~~ spoons out for ~~harambe~~ free speech 🥄🥄🥄
It's just cold out right now...
Shut up.
O----
Time for the knife emojus, I suppose.
The ides of March is coming up. Just saying.
Salad Fingers has entered the chat.
That'll work for sure.
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