And will give you diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. Their reputation was so bad they changed their name to Pizza Pizza. 😂
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That's in Canada I believe. It's still LC in the states.
This is a fucking ad.
On the contrary, people get paid for advertising.
Honestly it's the same quality as Dominos or Papa Johns
eh...
so ok, it's cheap shitty pizza.
But. When Rosa Parks was assaulted, Little Caesar's founder quietly bought her a place and put her up for the rest of his life. Nobody knew until after he died.
So it's got that going for it, goddamn for sure PJ and Dominos never did anything like that.
Should've done "my sister in CRUST"
I read this first
It's hot and it's ready.
Is it good?
It's HOT and it's READY.
Hot, ready, good. Pick two
Is there some guerilla marketing campaign going on right now?
i love little caesars. its the only chain that makes their dough fresh, in-house.
they get a lot of crap for being cheap, but its not total garbage.
It's great for the price, the price hasn't gone up, and the owner seems like a decent guy.
It would literally be my go-to if it wasn't so hard on my stomach. I can maybe get away with a single slice and a single piece of crazy bread, but if I eat more than that, my stomach will be upset all night and I'll be belching to attempt to relieve the pressure all night.
But lots of fast food does that to me as an adult, which is why I learned how to do stuff like pizza at home.
It may be location specific. One thing I’ve noticed with pizza places is that different locations (even within a chain) may or may not cut corners on baking time in order to get pizzas out the door faster during peak hours.
Most people seem to be clueless about the texture of undercooked pizza. The telltale sign is gooey dough just underneath the sauce. A lack of browning on the cheese is another sign.
The thing is, since pizza toppings are all cured meats, fully cooked meats, fresh veggies, cheeses, and precooked tomato sauces the pizza itself does not need to be fully cooked to be safe to eat. However, an undercooked pizza can and will give you a lot of gas due to fermentation of the raw dough in your gut.
Next time you might try asking for your pizza well-done, or if it’s a hot n’ ready then try throwing it in an air fryer at 350F for about 4-5 minutes. I, personally, much prefer air-fried crispy pizza over the soft crust from most takeout places.
Years ago I figured out that preferred well done, thanks for explaining why!
Allow me to introduce you to MOD Pizza, Pieology, and Fired Pie. Their dough is so fresh that they make it in front of you. Plus you get unlimited toppings for a flat rate. All three of those places put Caesar to shame.
none of those chains exist in my region.
there are plenty of one-off pizza places near me, and i can absolutely make my own pizza better than any of them.. but if i want it fast and now, caesars is on my list.
Shame, cause those places not only make better pizzas with higher quality ingredients, they come out much faster too.
Wait, you can get much faster than hot'n ready? You give a teenager some money, he immediately hands you a pizza. Do those places see you come in the door and just start throwing pizzas in your general direction before you get to the counter?
Tbh, I’d prefer if the dough had, say, 12 hours to ferment before the pizza gets made. My husband does a 36 hour sourdough pizza dough that’s incredible.
They're nice and good as a treat but too expensive to be a normal stop
They're literally cheaper than Little Caesar's. Especially if you like a lot of toppings like me.
Yes that is the key. Only get one topping to stick to the budget.
It hasn’t been $5 in years my man
It was okay that food sucked back when it was cheap but now it's expensive and it still sucks.
my ex said this, like bitch i have pulled these outta the dumpster out back and they were still hot, shits great.
bullet: dodged, go enjoy that pie sister
It costs more than 5 dollars where I live 😢
🎶 Hot n’ Ready 🎶
little authoritarian
Marketing works. Don’t go alone and be aware.
No slag on OP whatsoever, just pointing out how some shit get all Pavloved in yer brain.
I just think it's really cool how they named a Roman general and dictator after a pizza chain
Totally.
But it’s shameful how big restaurant gets away with blatant IP theft with that salad.
True but I think Little Nero's is a better fit.
Y'know because of the fire and all.
It's hard to consider it bad for $5.
10 bucks? Sure, that's nearing the price of a pizza from a different chain. 5 bucks, and its just ready? Easy, you got me.
Easily my favorite pizza, ngl. Though I've noticed that the location matters.
Still trash
I'll piss in your mouth for only $2, some might say it's gross but hey its hot n ready and only $2
Menu pizzas (including stuffed crust) from Little Caesars are fucking awesome.
I haven't had it in many many years but in high school Little Caesar's and Taco Bell were what my friends bribed me with to convince me to chauffeur them around town. I remember thinking Little Caesar's could hold its own against the other pizza chains like Dominoes and Papa John's so long as you didn't try to eat it after it got cold.
There's frozen pizza that's better. Give me a Brew Pub or Pothole pizza any day over Little Ceasars.
There's a little Caesars Express in the dumpy gas station in my hometown and it is genuinely some of the worst "pizza" I have ever tasted.
I love it.