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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Because blue states are the economic powerhouses of the US. They're not dumb enough to attack that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

One of Trump's first actions was to roll back President Joe Biden's 2022 executive order lowering prescription drug prices for those in Medicare and Medicaid.

AFAIU, this did not cost the government very much at all. Negotiating with Pharma. If there was a government payment involved, I'd assume that it provided far more healthcare savings than the cost of those payments.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]

Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna... the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.

[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]

Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.

[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]

Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight... These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.

[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]

Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.

[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words "Your donation can make a difference" appear in white text on the screen.]

Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.

[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]

[–] TriPolarBearz 2 points 57 minutes ago

1-800-ATE-FACE

[–] FlashMobOfOne 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Of course. Those cuts are, largely, going to fall on welfare and welfare recipients, because they're not cutting entitlements and they're not cutting the military.

It's the impoverished southern states that utilize welfare the most. (And they never thank California or New York.)

[–] horse_battery_staple 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

And in those southern states, those that use those welfare services are most at risk and also have their vote suppressed the most. Hourly workers that rely on WIC, Headstart and medicaid can't take a day off work to be sick let alone vote. And most economically suppressed districts have 4-6 hour wait times.

It's harder than ever for working Americans to vote and it's the worst it's ever been last election. These people couldn't even vote against their interests if they wanted to.

https://www.splcenter.org/resources/guides/fight-vote-overcoming-voter-suppression-south/

[–] andros_rex 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I ldid not vote because I did not have physically have time to vote.

In the South, they limit the number of polling places in urban areas. You won’t need to wait if you live in fucking Anadarko, but the city centers are going to be 4+ hour waits.

[–] horse_battery_staple 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm not going to assume your needs. But if you know someone in need there's a list of mutual aid groups by region. If you know of a resource in your area not on there, reps from that org can sign up for free.

mutualaidhub.org

[–] rational_lib 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

There are no DOGE cuts. It's just some bullshit that Trump and Elon pulled out of their ass. There is no way to cut $2 trillion from the budget by a stroke of the President's pen. And even if there was, they would have no intention of actually doing so. Sick of the gullible media taking Trump at his word. Just like his last term, there will be no spending cuts, just tax cuts for the rich and massive deficits.

[–] TheBat 6 points 12 hours ago

What's this then?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/hiring-freeze/

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, I hereby order a freeze on the hiring of Federal civilian employees, to be applied throughout the executive branch. As part of this freeze, no Federal civilian position that is vacant at noon on January 20, 2025, may be filled, and no new position may be created except as otherwise provided for in this memorandum or other applicable law. Except as provided below, this freeze applies to all executive departments and agencies regardless of their sources of operational and programmatic funding.

This order does not apply to military personnel of the armed forces or to positions related to immigration enforcement, national security, or public safety. Moreover, nothing in this memorandum shall adversely impact the provision of Social Security, Medicare, or Veterans’ benefits. In addition, the Director of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) may grant exemptions from this freeze where those exemptions are otherwise necessary.

Within 90 days of the date of this memorandum, the Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB), in consultation with the Director of OPM and the Administrator of the United States DOGE Service (USDS), shall submit a plan to reduce the size of the Federal Government’s workforce through efficiency improvements and attrition. Upon issuance of the OMB plan, this memorandum shall expire for all executive departments and agencies, with the exception of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). This memorandum shall remain in effect for the IRS until the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Director of OMB and the Administrator of USDS, determines that it is in the national interest to lift the freeze.

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[–] Gammelfisch 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Good, I hope the idiots receive exactly what they voted for.

[–] TheBat 6 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Wow you can't say that. So much for the tolerant left smh my head.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

They voted to hurt me. If they hurt themselves in the process, I'm allowed to enjoy it.

[–] Branch_Ranch 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Yes, that's the point of saying that. RIP in peace.

[–] GreenKnight23 6 points 13 hours ago

I'll gladly watch my maga neighbors starve when they can't afford groceries and didn't plan ahead.

[–] Donkter 180 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lots of maga people are going to find out quickly that a major function of government jobs and social welfare programs are to redistribute wealth from the rich cities to the country.

[–] DerArzt 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You may be surprised if they don't.

[–] BanjoShepard 70 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think an often overlooked part of the MAGA demographic is that it's comprised of two large groups: often rural, working class, conservative voters who vote on emotional or single issue areas like abortion, 2nd amendment, or military support and wealthy upper class business owners who benefit from reduced economic and environmental regulation. It seems Republicans in power always seem to pass legislation that benefits the later while screwing over the former, and yet they keep voting for Republicans anyway.

[–] MunkyNutts 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I love the poorly educated!

[–] Hominy_Hank 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's not even just the poorly educated out here. A lot of intelligent conservatives that are blinded by religion. You can be smart and a moron at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Blinded by hate. Religion is just used an excuse, even though the hate is contradicting it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

The key is "emotional" they are essentially telling them that all their ills are due to immigrants, gays, atheists, trans, minorities and so on

[–] Gammelfisch 2 points 17 hours ago

+1 but add racism to your list.

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[–] normalexit 13 points 20 hours ago

Those demonrats really messed things up this time! Now I don't even get muh benefits! This is all Bidens fault! /s

[–] givesomefucks 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They dont understand their daily life is subsidized by the federal government, and that cutting those programs means their share of the costs go up.

The majority of red states aren't self sustainable.

If blue states said fuck it and stopped sending the Fed money, it would go broke along with every red state except Texas I think. But they need federal funding every year for climate disasters

[–] Zorque 8 points 21 hours ago

They won't understand after, either, as they'll be told that Democrats are somehow keeping them from getting their due. And for some reason they'll believe it.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago

A lot of them will be fine with this as long as it hits their black neighbours harder than them. They’re poorer, but still have their white pride, and don’t have to worry about their place in the hierarchy of races being eroded away.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 50 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There are still Brexit supporters. As an example.

There is no bottom.

They will never change their minds because their decisions aren't based on facts or logic.

[–] NielsBohron 22 points 19 hours ago

You can't reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.

[–] TheBat 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Here's the rub: no one in Washington gives a damn," said Steele. "Not on Capitol Hill, not on K Street, because they're all trying to figure out how they get a piece of it or get protected...So, we're all bought in here onto this. The American people signed on the dotted line. Do more of this. And they think that they're going to benefit."

He explained that $2 trillion in cuts would have to impact the MAGA world. One of Trump's first actions was to roll back President Joe Biden's 2022 executive order lowering prescription drug prices for those in Medicare and Medicaid.

"They're not telling you where it's coming from. And you know who's going to ultimately pay for it? All the MAGA in places like Alabama and Mississippi, who already rely on a lot of federal dollars to make their ends meet in those states," said Steele. "It's not going to hurt California. It's not going to hurt New York. They contribute massive amounts of dollars and get back very few federal dollars. Where this comes home to roost is in the very center of MAGA land, and they seem to be okay with that. So cut away, my friend, and just let the squealing begin."

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No shit. For all their railing against taxes and entitlements, Red states overwhelmingly benefit from them while Blue states largely fund them. 4 of the top 5 most dependent states are Red (Alaska, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Montana). And 4 of the top 5 least dependent states are Blue (Minnesota, New Jersey, Delaware, and Illinois). They are shooting themselves in the foot, as always.

Source: https://smartasset.com/data-studies/states-most-dependent-federal-government-2023

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

If California could somehow give me option to redirect my federal tax to the state I would gladly do it.

[–] rustyfish 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let’s not act like they will learn from this. They did not in the past and they won’t in the coming clusterfuck.

Stop acting like we are dealing with adults.

[–] jumperalex 17 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

they didn't get hit nearly as hard as they are going to this time around. You might still be correct, some will literally suck his dick with their dying breath, but some will also get a new drug bill and freak du'fuq out

[–] rustyfish 2 points 4 hours ago

I hope you are right. But they probably will continue to blame immigrants, democrats, gay people, etc.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker 18 points 23 hours ago

And then continue to blame the Democrats.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Can we call it DGE since 'of' isn't normally included in acronyms, for example DMV and not DOMV

[–] roofuskit 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Just call it the fake agency because it's not real. Presidents cannot create executive branch departments.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That whole thing is already redundant and pointless similar to the meme coins he did before inauguration.

There's already Office of Management and Budget (OMB).

[–] JcbAzPx 13 points 21 hours ago

Doge is a good dog meme and doesn't deserve to be saddled with all this bullshit.

[–] ladicius 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Let's call it shit.

It's not an acronym but it's fitting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

SHIT:

Stupid

Human

Interfering with

Things

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] j4k3 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think one of the biggest fallacies is that some places are cheaper or more expensive to live. Cost of living is only based on the opportunities available to the average person. That logic is too hard for most MAGA nuts to crack

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[–] BetaBlake 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cognitive dissonance is about to be cranked up to 11 all over the country.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

And that friction is all set to be directed squarely at the most vulnerable populations. It doesn't matter that part of this is a loop, so long as there's brown and gay folks to blame.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Sure, red states are the biggest welfare queens

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

'you thought they'd just take the billions and billions of dollars from new york, chicago, and california?'

yes.

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