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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

They need wide roads. Who knows how fat Kim Jong Un is going to get?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago

But think of the impressive military parades.

[–] lurklurk 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're cosplaying a successful country

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they are a cargo cult? Build big streets and the wealth will come!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They are going all for that induced demand. Research shows that building one more lane actually increases traffic.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 98 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Those roads are probably for police and military so they can arrive quickly in case of invasion or citizens becoming uppity.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also why the US highway system was built, btw. The president who championed it, Eisenhower, was the commander of US allied forces during WW2. While there were other benefits, his goal was to be able to quickly transport troops in the event of a Soviet invasion.

[–] CitizenKong 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which was also the real reason Hitler built the Autobahn (or rather, continued and expanded the plans that already existed).

[–] captainlezbian 14 points 1 day ago

And why Eisenhower built the interstates. They even used dod funding

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, but that thing is 4 lanes in either direction. That's a lot of asphalt for a whole bunch of nothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Kim must love drag racing I guess

[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think it's illegal. The amount of citizen with access to enough wealth to own a car is just relatively low

[–] Death_Equity 129 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Private car ownership is highly restricted. You only have access to a car if you are a party member, are conducting business for the party, or are well connected.

Their society is very localized and travel is restricted(you need a permit to leave your county), trains and bicycles are how you move about if you aren't walking.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice, they've solved the climate crisis. It truly is the greatest country.

[–] Death_Equity 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If every nation could only be a failed state with a 60% poverty level and be propped up by multiple superpowers, we could totally kick the can at least another generation.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 1 day ago

America: Hold my beer

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

LOL, if one can afford a car in NK, it must be a dream to drive it. Roads as wide as in California with none of the traffic.

[–] jaybone 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No one driving on it and it’s still full of potholes and poorly patched.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An empty road full of potholes and the only other people driving are people I probably know by name?

This is Mario Kart IRL

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That banana peel with rot before it gets someone

[–] nutsack 17 points 1 day ago

I don't think these roads stretch very far.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

They don't want anyone to go anywhere without being extra nice. It's not car centered city, it's a huge prison.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why are all the trees dead?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Insane you found 4 of the same looking tree. If you look closely you can see the branch structure is super similar

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

They even painted the ground to match the tree type smh

[–] 9point6 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I imagine one person deliberately took all 4 pics

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

i doubt it, that's too much work for one person

[–] TheGoldenGod 21 points 1 day ago

They are still waiting on their permits for water.

[–] jaybone 5 points 1 day ago

That’s a city.