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[–] nifty 5 points 14 hours ago

I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago

i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I mean those trousers are doing some serious heavy lifting there.

It won't look quite as disproportionate when untethered from its harness and allowed to pop back into its natural shape.

[–] MadBigote 4 points 16 hours ago

I'm ok if it's natty.

[–] daggermoon 7 points 1 day ago

Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.

[–] polygon6121 5 points 1 day ago

Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a "bbl", it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities.. but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again.. 🤔

[–] Lightsong 12 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?

[–] craigers 1 points 15 hours ago

Wind it back a couple seconds

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 day ago

Mother of god

[–] GreenKnight23 42 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Obligatory goku meme

[–] KingGordon 243 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

[–] ickplant 166 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that's the the only thing.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] MITM0 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you seeing what I am seeing 🧐 ?

[–] normalexit 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

There's a dentist in the picture?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't just pretend that's not there!

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I'd 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass

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[–] Sam_Bass 21 points 1 day ago

Check out that damned paddywagon though

[–] Duamerthrax 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quarters needed fillings according to him. He died suddenly and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn't mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn't mention needing any work done.

Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.

[–] NarrativeBear 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Every part, 100% true.

People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP (Ontario Health Insurance Plan).

Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.

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[–] Mickey7 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It's like pulling... How do you think she gets out of those, anyway

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago

Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going "are you serious right now"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I know what I'd want to be held against me in a court of law that's for sure

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