KingGordon

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RED ALERT TIME SENSITIVE: Call senators now before Trump gets full control of budget tomorrow!! in c/50501
[–] KingGordon 2 points 3 hours ago

Trust me i call them at least once a week. They are hiding.

RED ALERT TIME SENSITIVE: Call senators now before Trump gets full control of budget tomorrow!! in c/50501
[–] KingGordon 13 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

My senators are both maga asshats, unfortunately.

RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ in c/politics
[–] KingGordon 63 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

What a fucking dimwit.

This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.

[Spoken in David Attenborough voice] "Here we see a rare glimpse of the trans girl in her natural habitat, where she is currently being courted by a nearby trans boy" in c/[email protected]
[–] KingGordon 7 points 1 day ago

Weena!

Dow tumbles 900 points, Nasdaq drops 4% as market sell-off intensifies on recession fears: Live updates in c/news
[–] KingGordon 6 points 2 days ago

So. Fucking. Dumb.

US stock market loses $5 trillion in value as Trump plows ahead on tariffs in c/politics
[–] KingGordon 94 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thats false. He’s bankrupted multiple casinos and hotels.

Elon Musk’s DOGE is growing desperate for a “win” in c/politics
[–] KingGordon 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Efficient and complicated. Not that these dipshits would understand that.

DOGE staffers flew to California to try and release water themselves during LA fires in c/news
[–] KingGordon 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fucking dipshits.

You have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time? in c/asklemmy
[–] KingGordon 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Jesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.

Learn something new everyday in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] KingGordon 24 points 3 days ago

What does it spell? “STOP DRIVING! You can’t see for shit!”

Let them go deaf and blind next week. in c/progressivepolitics
[–] KingGordon 1 points 4 days ago

Every time i see one of these at a friends house i say “alexa/hey google order me a dozen dildos!”

I'm looking to buy something like a reverse wheelbarrow, what do I call that? in c/nostupidquestions
[–] KingGordon 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Aldi sells them for 25 cents.

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We grule the worst timeline (lemmy.world)
 
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Valentine the Void (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by KingGordon to c/voidcats
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Valentine the Cozy (lemmy.world)
 
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New eyeglasses (self.dull_mens_club)
submitted 3 months ago by KingGordon to c/dull_mens_club
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My eye prescription changed. So I bought some new glasses then picked them up. Now I can see better.

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Ellas First Scrunge (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by KingGordon to c/scrungycats
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Ollivander (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by KingGordon to c/cat
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Valentine Void (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by KingGordon to c/cat
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Me when my wife is frisky (lemmy.world)
 
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Which Bosch? (self.bosch)
submitted 1 year ago by KingGordon to c/bosch
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What do we talk about here? Grizzled LA detectives or German appliances and tools?

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Haunted Movie Poster (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by KingGordon to c/ai_art
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[Dall-e] HAUNTED HOUSE LADY, 80s movie poster, text

Inspired by Disco Zombies.

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My dog's nightmare (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by KingGordon to c/ai_art
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Dalle through Bing

a red and white australian shepherd with one blue eye and one brown eye being chased by a huge giant evil brown and black squirrell in the woods. steampunk style, creepy, scary

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My baby Veevee (lemmy.world)
 

Shes stealing my dog's favorite toy and the dog is too scared of her to take it back.

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