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[–] son_named_bort 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That would explain why there's lots of banana peels but no bananas.

[–] Hiro8811 2 points 4 hours ago

Reddit moment

[–] dance_ninja 3 points 5 hours ago

More ... interactive Amiibos?

[–] psycho_driver 16 points 16 hours ago

I no longer want to play against Bowser.

[–] WagnasT 65 points 1 day ago

I wasn't going to get a switch 2 before this announcement but now they've got me pegged.

[–] Death_Equity 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mario is a plumber, they do clean pipes.

[–] SidewaysHighways 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah that's the jet pump truck guys, we just replace them

[–] Death_Equity 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

So you have never snaked someone's pipe with your brother and had a customer you were attracted to get kidnapped by a giant mutant turtle that you were told was in a different castle by a talking reptilian?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 17 hours ago

Lay off the shrooms, dude

[–] SidewaysHighways 6 points 23 hours ago

Oh! Yeah a time or two I guess

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

24 Players according to the Switch 2 Announcement.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 5 hours ago

How many players does SuperTuxKart support?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

24 players, 1 controller ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

for some reason the music from the blue oyster bar from police academy just popped into my head

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mario is really excited about this development.

[–] callmepk 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] YarHarSuperstar 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

~~Required~~ recommended* even

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

the new twist are 24 Racer? Manuel Drivetrain? Microtransactions?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

It is 24 players. You can see it in the announcement.

[–] werefreeatlast 4 points 1 day ago

Anal! Awesome!

[–] merari42 5 points 1 day ago

Striking Viper X from Black Mirror