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There are only two kinds of books that are truly loved - those pristine and undamaged, and those which look like they've been through the apocalypse

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[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 16 hours ago

I was in the memorizing the page number gang, but then I had to go on valprolates.

[–] EvolvedTurtle 2 points 16 hours ago

Where does Pokemon cards land

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

TIL I'm both chaotic good and lawful evil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Chaotic evil here. Books exist to be read, anything you do to aid that endeavor is justifiable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm not represented here. My two go-to's are powering through to the next chapter so I don't have to remember the page number, even though it's way too late, or using whatever random shit I can find to wedge into the book. Most recently it was a can of bullets.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaotic Evil would be ripping out every page you've read.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey Satan, nice to hear from you! Welcome to the chat!

[–] devfuuu 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Today I learned I'm neutral evil.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The only ones I haven't done (that i can recall) are "neutral good" and "chaotic neutral"

i do have a vague memory of pressed flower bookmarks when i was a youngster, probably was something my mom had.

[–] Xoriff 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaotic war-crime: dog-ear where you make the fold exactly big enough so it points to the line you left off on.

Yes I did this sometimes as a kid and I still feel bad for the librarians who had to see the devastation I wrought.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Lmao imagining kid you opening the book to see the page pointed at "see," only to have to reread the page anyway because you lost track of what a character was seeing

[–] asteriskeverything 70 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You don't memorize the page number, you just sort of remember where you are and find it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hi there, it's called ADHD, kill me :)

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[–] RBWells 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read books to read what's inside them, not to save them forever as objects. So chaotic evil it is. Unless there is a receipt handy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I have used squares of toilet paper in the past. But if I own the book, I'm as like to use the dog ear as I am to find a piece of scrap paper

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Book Darts are the way. The only way. (That's a "sentence pointer" made out of copper. It's archival quality, so it won't damage your book, even if you leave it there for a very long time.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just a reminder that you shouldn't put plants in your book – seriously, that can ruin the paper.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

You're right, plant material is going to decompose if there is any trace of humidity in the air and there goes your page... I just stick a thin slice of smoked ham in there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can laminate leafs if you really want to keep having that fall theme going

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Where does using the flyleaf as a bookmark fall on the scale of evil?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Post-modern-apocalypse dnd Cleric with a "Christianity for Dummies" full of receipts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I fold dog ears everywhere, in variable sizes. The bigger the dog ear, the more important the passage.

[–] tanisnikana 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Burning the page you just finished reading so you can read the next page, while standing there in a dark labyrinth ~~where a minotaur is lurking~~.

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[–] mcqtom 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 18 points 1 day ago

Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

As with tradition, chaotic good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

behold. LEAF

[–] Dvixen 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chaotic good. I have bookmarks, I just forget to use them.

I have a very old book (published in 1794) that has leaves, spiders, some writing, as well as fire and water damage. Not worth anything in the condition it's in, but it's mine and I love it. I've always wanted to know why there were spiders in it, but I'm thankful it's not bound in human leather.

Save for a few I bought second hand, and the first book I ever owned (I managed to have it signed by the author 20 years later) the rest of my books look like they are fresh off a bookstore shelf.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm re-reading Eye of the World for the first time in about 15 year and see both CG and CE going on in spades...

[–] 2ugly2live 7 points 1 day ago

Chaotic Good, or I'm just listening to an audio book.

[–] FireTower 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tear the page you're on out and keep it in your pocket to look back to when you need to start again and you can find the page # on the torn out page. /S

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Tear each page out as you read them. You'll always open the book to the page you're on

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ebook is the only way to guarantee I can read the book. page material and gloss, layout, spacing, kerning, etc. can all combine in various ways to make me inexplicably unable to read or have a really hard time reading where I have to focus really hard on each letter rather than each sentence. Oled has made is possible for me to read large bodies of text on phones but for full books I always go for the eink.

[–] currycourier 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting, was it always that way for you? I feel like for me with books printed on paper I'm actually a lot less picky but for e-readers (or any text on a screen really) the kerning, text size, etc. matters a lot more. The impact is definitely more pronounced for regular screens than e-ink though. Text size I find has the biggest impact on readability on screens for me in general.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

the main reason the ereader works for me is the ability to override pretty much every aspect of the text. I can do most non glossy paper and text but some books and especially textbooks are a real bitch and everyone thought I was just making shit up when I was in school. text size is usually ok but I tend to make it bigger so I dont need glasses

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ugh, I feel unrepresented. I sort of remember where I was, read a bit to see if I recognize it, and then skip a little forward or backwards depending. I have definitely skipped entire chapters before because the style/sentences sounded like what I remember.

[–] Iheartcheese 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] RebekahWSD 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Guess I'm chaotic good. Library gives a receipt for checked out books and even puts it in the book, so I just use that.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here to represent lawful evil. Don't know when I used a bookmark the last time >:)

[–] NotBillMurray 2 points 1 day ago

Same! I remember as a kid just deciding one day I would remember where I was at in a book, and ever since I've just... been able to remember.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lawful evil. If I'm just reading through a book and can't remember where I left off, it's probably not a book worth coming back to. Bookmarks are exclusively for passages I want to come back to after I've finished the book - in those cases it's usually just a scrap of paper.

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