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[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

lack toes in toddler ants

Lactose intolerance.

I had to read that fragment of a sentence way too many times to make the slightest sense of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I swear why do people try spelling it like that??????

As in, using real words to pronounce another word as if it was Japan with kanji

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I don't know! I honestly do not know!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Isn’t cheese not usually very high in lactose.

To be fair when I say the word cheese I have no idea if it’s equivalent to whatever the fuck american fast food places call cheese.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Every pizza chain in the US uses low moisture reduced fat mozzarella or a similar mozzarella romano blend of cheese shreds. I've worked at all of the major chains, and a few of the minor ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm well the Mozarella they sell here in Switzerland is extremely low lactose, but again I do not know if this is equivalent to what is called mozarella in the US.

I remember seeing cheese called “Gruyere” in the US which would be literally banned for false advertising in europe because it has nothing to do with actual gruyere.

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 19 hours ago

Well I never worked at any of the commissaries, so I don't know how it is made. The raw product tastes like real cheese, but I suppose with enough food chemistry you could fake that.

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 18 hours ago

Fresh cheese is high in lactose. Aged cheese is not.

Depends on the type of cheese and if they they have any unusual processing involved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Is this cheese with pizza?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Double it and give it to the next person

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone call Jack we got some material for a new YGS, also holy shit that's a lot of cheese.

[–] idiomaddict 3 points 22 hours ago

YGS

yokel game store

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Does Lemmy have a bone Apple Tea group? We need one if not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Lack toes intolerance

[–] cardboardchris 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WereCat 6 points 20 hours ago

Bone ape tit

[–] TommySoda 48 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'd eat the fuck out of that pizza and I am lactose intolerant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Least cheese-loving lactose intolerant human

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

For all intensive purposes excuse me while I kiss this guy.

[–] ZeffSyde 3 points 23 hours ago

I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

How insensitive! Lactose are people too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

[–] lunarul 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm lactose too

Watch out for @[email protected] then. They won't tolerate you.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something makes me want to step in it.

[–] ZeffSyde 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

One sec let me register

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

They posted this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I like my cheese with a bit of pizza

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Is Domino even using real cheese?
I tried their "pizza" once and it was barely stomachable
Maybe it's better in the USA than in Europe, but I can't imagine why this is a successful chain.
It's not even cheap...

[–] PaintedSnail 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Around me, Domino's is good enough emergency pizza, and cheap enough if you use one of their coupon deals and pick it up yourself.

On a scale of 0 being a cockroach pit and 10 being a mom and pop shop in Chicago, they're about a 5.5. It would be better if they cut down on the salt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Reminder that Domino retracted from Italy

[–] nelly_man 5 points 1 day ago

They used to be awful, and in 2009, they ran an ad campaign explaining as much and informing you that they've changed.

My understanding is that they are much better now, but I've not eaten there since then, so I'm not sure. Either way, maybe Domino's Europe is only loosely affiliated and still uses the old shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IMO in the US it's the best of the national chains. But I know it's pretty different overseas.

[–] KoalaUnknown 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] A7thStone 1 points 18 hours ago

Would you like some sauce with your sugar?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's okay to be wrong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I had dominos in india and the US, and let me tell you, it's way better in the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dominos is disgusting. It's basically the McDonald's of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

i will never understand this pizza elitism, even a fucking frozen pan pizza (which is the sloppiest of slop) is not actually bad..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Careful. Next comes the pizza oven. After that, never enjoying pizza out again.

(as a friend would have me believe at least)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'll be having cheese dreams tonight.

[–] IndiBrony 1 points 1 day ago

I like to have a bit of cheese and put random YouTube videos on through my headphones as I sleep.

The resulting dreams are fucking trippy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

cheesezzawich???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Would you like Parmesan on that?