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[–] Xanthrax 86 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine not leaking your confidential information to War of Thunder.

THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSORED BY WAR OF THUNDER

[–] SpruceBringsteen 31 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, it's almost been a month since the last leak on their forums.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Knock on wood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] Mozingo 8 points 10 hours ago

I think War Thunder players have leaked info like 14 times now lol

[–] T00l_shed 43 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Those frogmen look terrifying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed 2 points 4 hours ago

Evidently! You're a toad!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

They're just some sandwich enthusiasts with netting over their heads.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I want to dress like this for halloween

[–] BatrickPateman 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Out of the loop, calling for backup!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Frømandskorpset sounds Danish. Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. Are you aware of the Greenland news this week?

[–] BatrickPateman 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, saw the headline about what the clown said. But what does that have to do with any seals that write books? That's what I am lost about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

In the American special forces branch of the Navy, you receive extra Sausages, Eggs And Lard (S.E.A.L) in your rations, so these people are called "Seals".

Obviously, after a few years of eating so much extra greasy food, they're no longer capable of participating in military operations, so tend to retire and write books about what they did at work.

I think that's correct anyway - don't quote me on it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

TIL Denmark claims Greenland. I wouldn't F with the Danes.

[–] Neon 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

claims

Greenland is a sovereign country in the kingdom of denmark, nothing that needs to be claimed.

The same way denmark is a sovereign country in the kingdom of denmark

Denmark (country) ≠ Denmark (Kingdom)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Are you saying that the Danes have nothing to do with the kingdom of Denmark?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Does the UK "claim" Canada because of their relationship to the crown?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The UK did claim Canada, along with most of North America, in the Royal Proclamation of 1763. Canada was granted progressively more autonomy over time but the UK still maintained ultimate sovereignty until the Canadian constitution was patriated. The UK effectively ceded its sovereignty over Canada when UK parliament passed the Canada Act 1982.

Denmark granted Greenland autonomy with the 2009 Act on Greenland Self-Government, but Denmark still maintains the authority to modify Greenland's constitutional arrangement. So, much like the UK still held sovereignty over Canada prior to 1982, Denmark still holds sovereignty over Greenland. Apparently there have been some efforts to draft a constitution for Greenland, but that has not been passed into law by Greenland's lawmakers nor has it been patriated by Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

This makes sense. I completely understand this thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ooohhh.

I did not realize until this moment that I didn’t understand their relationship correctly.

[–] AlpacaChariot 2 points 6 hours ago

It's not the same as the UK-Canada relationship either though, because the UK isn't responsible for Canada's defence and foreign policy.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes, but mostly because it’s a rock in the middle of the ocean, albeit a really big one.

Don’t touch our rock collection.

[–] Neon 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They do stand in a relation to each other, but they're not the same thing.

As I said, Denmark (country) is in the kingdom of denmark, so they have something to do with each ither.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Oh so this is more of a pedantic thing than an actual reasonable difference gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I don't think it is for the people on the inside.

It's comparable to saying: no, Scotland is not in England, Scotland is in the UK and England is in the UK.

[–] Neon 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No, tht's not it either.

Think of the kingdom of denmark as kind of a Mini-EU consisting of Denmark, the Faroe Islands and Greenland.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

So if Trump tries to annex it Danish people won't come to try to protect it. Making the image not accurate?

[–] smokin_shinobi 7 points 11 hours ago (6 children)
[–] Soleos 5 points 5 hours ago

Zoomed in it appears to actually be reflection off the edge of the front mounting holes in their helmets.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago

Slight reflection off of the rim of the front facing holes on the helmets.....I think

[–] RizzRustbolt 13 points 10 hours ago

To scare nosy teenagers and their dogs away from their swamp scams.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

NATO bio labs

[–] T00l_shed 7 points 11 hours ago

I'm going to say they are wearing Ironman helmets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

They're hodling and they want everyone to know it.