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[–] [email protected] 162 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[–] MeatPilot 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[–] SGG 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

HE WHAT!?!

[–] apocalypticat 95 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[–] DerArzt 6 points 2 weeks ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[–] damnedfurry 1 points 2 weeks ago

In what way, exactly?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[–] misterdoctor 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[–] Nunar 29 points 2 weeks ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[–] XOXOX 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Found another Elon alt account.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Men can give birth though....

[–] BroBot9000 15 points 2 weeks ago

Put Elon in the title so that my spam filter works. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

MPREG MUSK

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

MPRUSK