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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But fibre does form a crucial part of a healthy diet. Much on fibre optic cables while you sweat hard to dig up the real copper.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

We have crackheads in Aus, maybe we need to steer them towards our copper cable so they can rip it up and our government will actually give us the NBN we were promised, with full fiber all the way.

[–] Skullgrid 3 points 1 day ago

I haven't played netrunner in ages, but I still love the shitty australian internet corp is the evil surveilance corp from netrunner

https://ancur.fandom.com/wiki/NBN

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly not a bad idea, I approve.

[–] Event_Horizon 9 points 3 days ago

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago (24 children)

They are starting to rip out the cables used in car chargers. It's only 2m long, costs £300 to replace and the thief strips out £4 worth of copper.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In turkey there are a lot of people who gather cardboard for recycling for a wage of about 30-40 dollars a day

Is the USA version of this just pulling copper?

[–] MutilationWave 75 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Stealing copper, getting under older cars and cutting out catalytic converters, yes. Copper is not a big money maker but it's better than collecting aluminum cans.

The problem with 90% of crime is poverty. They do hundreds of dollars of damage to make a few bucks. If we had universal basic income or better safety nets these crimes would nearly vanish overnight.

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[–] Serinus 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well, except that it's nearly always super damaging.

The US version would be more like collecting cans back when they had a 5 or 10 cent deposit. Today I can't really think of anything like that. Maybe driving Uber/Lyft. Or just panhandling/begging.

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[–] dejected_warp_core 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this is how the Western world arrives at harm reduction and UBI for everyone - that it's just good business - I'm not even gonna be mad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like that would happen when they can sell £4 cables for £300.

[–] Shard 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's not that £4 cable costs £300. £4 is the scrap value of the copper once the insulation has been peeled off. Freshly made cable costs a bit more than that.

It costs £300 to fix because of the cost of the cable, labour and the workmanship.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well, the ones making the cable still probably only make a small fraction of the value in labor. The majority of the inflated price goes to C suite paychecks.

I remember when I made 10s of thousands worth of cable every day from cheap materials and walked away with a couple thousand a month. I ended up quitting that job, but the slightly mentally challenged woman there who was the most efficient and accurate to spec probably still sits there making cables every day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why scrap it when you can turn around and sell it right back to them?

[–] TheLowestStone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I break into your house and steal your TV then knock on your door the next day to offer to sell it back to you, would you buy it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on how much copper is in it, I guess

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 2 points 1 day ago

Not much since I stripped it out and sold it for a cool $4. Now do you want this cable for 1/2 off or not!

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[–] spicytuna62 116 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The crack pipe is a wonderful touch.

[–] Entropywins 93 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That is a methpipe...a straight glass tube filled with steel wool would be a crack pipe... don't want that awkward silence and judgement from addicts when you call it the wrong name!!!

[–] spicytuna62 57 points 3 days ago

Damn. I wrote meth and changed it to crack at the last second. I have let my addict heritage down. My father would be disappointed if he wasn't so high right now. :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm NOT a fucking METHHEAD!

...I'm a crackhead. Get it right!

[–] MutilationWave 13 points 3 days ago

Old joke:

Don't hang out with methheads.

A crackhead will steal your wallet.

A methhead will steal your wallet then help you look for it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Crackhead gonna crackhead.

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[–] tpihkal 48 points 3 days ago

Never trust a copper.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I want like 1 ft of carrier bundle fiber optic, because I think it's cool as shit.

Every time I see one of the spools I want to go up and hack a foot off of it but I wouldn't want to come off as a tweaker.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (13 children)

those are boring, i want hunks of cable, undersea cable, backbone cable, local telco.

what can I say, I probably have issues :)

[–] Gammelfisch 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ask the f'n Russians and Chinese, they might have a huge ass bundle hanging off an anchor.

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[–] dejected_warp_core 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, I get you. The artifacts for these you see at museums are impressive. The bigger ones would make some great bookends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those are truly amazing. Even the giant honking old stuff on the poles is kinda neat.

could you imagine splicing stuff like this?

[–] dejected_warp_core 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

could you imagine splicing stuff like this?

Ugh. Honestly, I'd quit. And I actually like repairing things. You'd have to bring in "the guy" that just really enjoys this kind of repetitive and error-prone repair task.

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/cablefail/comments/5novv2/3900_pair_underground_splice_that_got_wet_due_to/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

All I see is a 4000 piece jigsaw puzzle :)

Actually, this one is less fun, just corrosion. good thing there's enough slack to do it all again!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (11 children)

How valuable is optic fiber "cables" anyway? 🤔

[–] synapse1278 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's very valuable as a cable, but as material, it's worthless. Pull on it to hard, give it a rough bend, cute it anywhere, and it isn't a cable anymore.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 44 points 3 days ago

cute it anywhere

Resist the urge to put kitty stickers on fiber optic cables. Got it.

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[–] LovableSidekick 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Come out, copper, I know you're in there!"

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