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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bcgm3 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Take the ticket. Take it!

[–] rockSlayer 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you ever need to drive something like this, here's a tip: go to a scrapyard to buy less bald tires and a replacement hood for like $50

[–] stupidcasey 18 points 2 days ago

And a trash bag, for an additional $0.05

[–] mdurell 20 points 2 days ago

The "Auto Care" sign in the back of the frame really makes this photo a banger.

[–] BigBenis 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can accept the exterior but the interior of that car is what gives me anxiety

[–] bcgm3 8 points 2 days ago

Additional crumple zones. Ya'know, for safety.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These cars always make me wonder, the hoarder cars.

[–] Hikermick 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More like living in their car. Careful who you poke fun at

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 2 days ago

No, not like that. I've seen them parked in two driveways before so they are people who live somewhere. They were filled with dolls and crap like that.

[–] TwoBeeSan 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is your Uber eats driver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

No wonder all my food has bites taken out of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I don't get the point of having that fabric as a hood. Wont the moving parts, such as the fan and belts, get caught up with it? Why not just let the engine bay breathe? In a situation when someone is so financially dire that this is their vehicle, why spend any resources at all on that? I see no benefit to the fabric hood.

[–] lemmylommy 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Got a new car there, Ricky?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm letting Trinity drive it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just don't hit any samsquanches with it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 2 days ago

That's ok we have Steve French in the back seat and he'll warn us.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

You know what, if it ain't broke don't fix it...if it's broke fix it...if it's-

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Park like that and it'll get impounded. Believe me when I say the impound bill will be higher than the worth of the vehicle. Even surrendering the title to the towing company may only take fifty dollars off it for sparing them some paperwork. You'll still be in debt or sent to collections. Don't risk it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Kinda inspiring TBH. No matter how bad things get, at least I'm not driving around in a garbage can on wheels.

[–] NONE_dc 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you a Linux user by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Lol, never change lemmy

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ha, no, I wish, I have to have a PC for work reasons and use Windows.

[–] NONE_dc 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, but you already are one by heart, and that's what matters.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 days ago

It's what I truly am.

[–] db2 4 points 2 days ago

I like how there's a driver-shaped dent in the garbage inside. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We need !neckbeardnests on lemmy. I just don't know where people on reddit got all those pictures from.