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Kong rule (slrpnk.net)

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[–] SpaceNoodle 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

King Dong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ding Dong

[–] aeronmelon 22 points 2 weeks ago

Someone had to clean that window.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just a reminder, gorillas have a penis bone.

[–] over_clox 5 points 2 weeks ago

One more hour left here before the New Year, and this is the last fact I'm gonna learn this year?!

Fuck, Happy 2025!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So do dogs! ✨

Humans are the odd ones out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Humorously, the only animal I know off the top of my head that is like us is the horse, and the only reason I know that is because of one stallion that liked to horsey style masturbate whenever I'd clean his stall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

banned /j That's horrifying

[–] j4k3 4 points 2 weeks ago

board to bored suite rule

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Erect gorilla penises are three centimetres long.

I wish mine was too.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What nahh that can't be true

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 2 weeks ago

It is.

I have a PhD in gorilla cocks.