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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

以形补形,中医中常见的一个观点,哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服,就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。

translate me so that you know more background

[–] MisterFrog 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 3 points 3 days ago

Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas...

[–] devilish666 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile after drink it....
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't want him showing up at my door.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Send 'im round to mine, then

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is the wine magic or the penis?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

I'll give it a pass, personally

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're not steering me the wrong way, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just milked my neighbor's bull, would not recommend, I literally can't pee anymore because it won't go soft.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure I don't want to understand that sentence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the "essence" will be extracted from the dick.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Order yours today at dickbox-com

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it's power, to be become a super man!

[–] GuyDudeman 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And probably poached rhino horn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Hmm. I don't remember my magical penis making a wine, but I'll ask it...

[–] FooBarrington 4 points 5 days ago

It's wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it's also magical, that's how magic works

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

🎶simply having a…🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is it wine made from magical penises?

Wine that will make your penis magic?

Wine for magical penises?

Wine made by a magical penis?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

-5 intelligence

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it's made from Toad testicles. Edit: nope it's Gecko

[–] feedum_sneedson 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Well shit. I totally misread that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick

[–] FelixCress 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

While it is still boiling?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I mean, the lady isn't into cold coffee.

[–] BobbyGasoline 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

It tastes better but it’s not as effective.

I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um.. is that..

[–] BeMoreCareful 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wouldn't have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

They must've eaten a ton of pineapple.

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 5 days ago

It's not the wine that's magical, it's the penises that are. The magic is that they're sugary enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] feedum_sneedson 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they're used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don't speak any flavour of 'chinese' (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as "magic penis". When I learned about 'kanji' in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I've been passively trying to learn some mandarin.

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 3 days ago

Have you tried Outlier Dictionary? It integrates with the Kanji Study app, if you aren't already using both there's really nothing better in my opinion. I did exactly what you did, but ultimately realised I'd prefer to study Mandarin directly.