BobbyGasoline

joined 1 year ago
[–] BobbyGasoline 8 points 6 hours ago

"OK, google. Play the "rocking that dick" playlist.

[–] BobbyGasoline 4 points 19 hours ago

No, let him. He is trying to help us.

[–] BobbyGasoline 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You should automate that. The fastest way would be a soaker hose, a two way hose splitter, and a timed water valve.

[–] BobbyGasoline 5 points 1 week ago

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

[–] BobbyGasoline 76 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] BobbyGasoline 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

[–] BobbyGasoline 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

[–] BobbyGasoline 2 points 2 weeks ago

To shreds, you say.

[–] BobbyGasoline 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

[–] BobbyGasoline 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

[–] BobbyGasoline 3 points 2 weeks ago

This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.

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