BobbyGasoline

joined 1 year ago
[–] BobbyGasoline 4 points 1 day ago

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

[–] BobbyGasoline 74 points 4 days ago (7 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] BobbyGasoline 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

[–] BobbyGasoline 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

[–] BobbyGasoline 2 points 4 days ago

To shreds, you say.

[–] BobbyGasoline 10 points 4 days ago (6 children)

See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

[–] BobbyGasoline 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

[–] BobbyGasoline 3 points 4 days ago

This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.

[–] BobbyGasoline 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

[–] BobbyGasoline 4 points 2 weeks ago

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

[–] BobbyGasoline 17 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."

[–] BobbyGasoline 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

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