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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 145 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 months ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[–] rustyfish 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[–] estra@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AgentOrangesicle 12 points 2 months ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[–] TheTetrapod 10 points 2 months ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[–] Snowclone 3 points 2 months ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 months ago

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[–] bunkyprewster 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[–] Snowclone 8 points 2 months ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[–] Tyfud 22 points 2 months ago

Lots of people are saying it

[–] Stovetop 2 points 2 months ago

Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 29 points 2 months ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Lots of people say it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago

God I wish that were me

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[–] ZILtoid1991 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).