It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.
Ol’ Cleaning Bastard
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Wu Tang Clean
Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!
I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing
Damn, beat me to it.
mines Floor Bitch
I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.
Vlad the Inhaler
RoombaLumpa
Benedict Crumberbatch
A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.
My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests
My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.
Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.
I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions
I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.
50 Lint
Kensweep Lafloor
Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"
https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU?si=lSV9wL8EDRS2LU7M
My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica
Because we could never find her
Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment
Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation
You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes
"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."
Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face
I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.
OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."
One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME
"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"
Young hoovah babbyyy
H.O.O.V.A.
And here I just named mine, Joffre.
I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.
Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.
Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.