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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by TheGiantKorean to c/funny
 

It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.

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[–] thermal_shock 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dingus 1 points 1 day ago

I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.

[–] quafeinum 2 points 1 day ago

RoombaLumpa

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] gilgameth 4 points 2 days ago

Wu Tang Clean

[–] TheGiantKorean 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!

[–] FenrirIII 4 points 2 days ago

I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–] BradleyUffner 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Benedict Crumberbatch

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Vlad the Inhaler

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.

Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.

[–] MrQuallzin 13 points 3 days ago

I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions

[–] shyguyblue 12 points 3 days ago

I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.

[–] bahbah23 12 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Kensweep Lafloor

[–] Evotech 6 points 2 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU?si=lSV9wL8EDRS2LU7M

My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica

Because we could never find her

Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment

[–] thesohoriots 7 points 3 days ago

Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes

[–] TheGiantKorean 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."

[–] Cort 2 points 1 day ago

Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.

OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 2 days ago

One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 3 days ago

"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cort 3 points 1 day ago
[–] deepfriedchril 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And here I just named mine, Joffre.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 3 days ago

I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.