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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TheGiantKorean to c/funny
 

It was a toss up between Messy Elliot and Busta Grimes.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] TheGiantKorean 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love it. Naming the next vacuum this!

[–] FenrirIII 4 points 1 month ago

I'd name the group The Spin Doctors, just to be confusing

[–] gilgameth 4 points 1 month ago

Wu Tang Clean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Damn, beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Vlad the Inhaler

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

My stand mixer is called Mixxy Elliot and that always gets a big kick out of my guests

[–] MrQuallzin 13 points 1 month ago

I went with Colonel Dustard. I love their pre-made name suggestions

[–] shyguyblue 12 points 1 month ago

I named mine Clean Latifah. No regrets.

[–] bahbah23 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Kensweep Lafloor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.

Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get a first generation Roomba and name it "Old Cleaning Bastard"

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And program it to swear when it runs into stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E

[–] thesohoriots 7 points 1 month ago

Janet Jackson’s Roomba Nation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cort 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are so screwed when the Robot uprising comes

[–] TheGiantKorean 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Let's talk about those names you gave us..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm thinking I could fight one robot vacuum cleaner, but our boi here just keeps adding more, and I'm already skeptical about taking on three. And this will probably happen after GAI, so they'll be hyper-intelligent.

OP may one day find themselves scootching around the house on their limb stubs, licking the floors clean all day, and being called some demeaning name like "Meat Maid."

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 month ago

"Well now, would anybody like some toast?"

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 1 month ago

One day, I'll find out that the dirt they're going to vacuum up.... IS ME

[–] Cort 2 points 1 month ago

Could've been worse. Could be called Sucky McSucc-face

[–] Evotech 6 points 1 month ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/12Rm2izbQfU?si=lSV9wL8EDRS2LU7M

My first one (pretty dumb) is called Jessica

Because we could never find her

Second one is Gretha, because she is cleaning up our environment

[–] BradleyUffner 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Benedict Crumberbatch

[–] thermal_shock 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dingus 1 points 1 month ago

I like this one. I call mine Robot Slave. I'll be the first to be killed in a robot uprising.

[–] deepfriedchril 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And here I just named mine, Joffre.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 1 month ago

I hope he doesn't suck up any poisoned wine.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Creating a map... is that so you can name rooms and tell it to vacuum a specific area? Because things get moved around - it always has to navigate on the fly by bumping into stuff.

[–] TheGiantKorean 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, but also you can partition it into rooms and tell it to just vacuum specific rooms. I didn't think I'd use that feature very often, but I seem to be using it a lot in rooms that we spend a lot of time in, like our kitchen.

[–] quafeinum 2 points 1 month ago

RoombaLumpa