quafeinum

joined 1 year ago
[–] quafeinum 7 points 1 day ago

Is this president wankpanzer firing people that he will regret to have fired and then rehire them again, again?!

[–] quafeinum 3 points 1 day ago

He once smelled someone’s seat who had the concept of a plan. That must count for something

[–] quafeinum 3 points 1 day ago

Whoever pays more

[–] quafeinum 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s shocking that a country like France would ban smoking! C’est incredible!

[–] quafeinum 4 points 2 weeks ago

Idk man.. his lifeless eyes and his fake grin knowing full well that he’s full of shit and exploits children for profit sounds fucking evil tbh

[–] quafeinum 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you met Mr beast?

[–] quafeinum 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god. We had to be within one hour of the data center so that we could sit next to the broken hardware that we were not able to fix at 3 am anyway because fuck you.

[–] quafeinum 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well they dont know how long it takes to fix stuff, so I shall do it whenever I feel like it eventually.

“Yeah sorry someone upstream broke the interconnect compiler to our computation fabric, I send a patch and have to wait for the developer to merge it”

[–] quafeinum 17 points 3 weeks ago

A scrum master is a fancy project manager. But legally you have to call them scrum masters or else their arms fall off

[–] quafeinum 4 points 3 weeks ago

The irony is having ’wassermann’ as his last name and asking this 😹

[–] quafeinum 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can we please start calling it president wankpanzer?

 

Is that you chatGPT? Always has been.

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