shyguyblue

joined 1 year ago
[–] shyguyblue 9 points 2 days ago

Jesus, I've never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

[–] shyguyblue 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So, Iron Maiden!?

[–] shyguyblue 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] shyguyblue 1 points 1 week ago

Any deals on canned goods?

[–] shyguyblue 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[–] shyguyblue 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] shyguyblue 10 points 1 week ago

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it's a coward move.

But some of us didn't get parents, so conflict resolution was always "I'm the parent and i didn't remember asking you a fucking question!?" (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we "win" by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone...

[–] shyguyblue 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] shyguyblue 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] shyguyblue -2 points 1 week ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] shyguyblue 5 points 2 weeks ago

During my last week of high school, someone in my English class asked, out loud, "why do people read!?"

That was the first year ish of no child left behind. It's only going to get worse, so so much worse.

There are stories from years ago about colleges having to offer remedial math classes for incoming students...

 

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