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[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] Madison420 4 points 21 hours ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] then_three_more 31 points 1 day ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] debil 2 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But that goose just looks silly.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] ChicoSuave 15 points 1 day ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 15 points 1 day ago

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] Lauchs 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] CetaceanNeeded 11 points 22 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

[–] Delphia 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking "80s Police Lieutenant who is tired of my screwball antics".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

"Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I've got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON'T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!... Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries... *slams phone down*

Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"

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[–] Mrkawfee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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[–] FoxyGrandpa 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] spankmonkey 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

The frog looks cool af

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[–] Warl0k3 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny 17 points 1 day ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

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[–] TastyWheat 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Wish.com DK rockin the stogey, my man

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[–] RedIce25 11 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.

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