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[–] bitjunkie 8 points 2 hours ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Frog has swag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he'll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

[–] B312 26 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Jerb322 3 points 2 hours ago

Frogs don't smoke, that's a toad.😁

[–] CaptnNMorgan 8 points 4 hours ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

[–] BenLeMan 25 points 8 hours ago

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] Deway 18 points 9 hours ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 hours ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] pyre 8 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I hate the smell of smoke, I can't even work when my co workers come back from a smoke

But this? Man, shitttt it's cool

[–] MellowYellow13 4 points 4 hours ago

It pretty much stays on them 24/7. They get desensitized do it but yeah, they just smell like shit 24/7 and you can smell it pretty far away

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

[–] Maggoty 63 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 hours ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] OldManBOMBIN 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That's an ape. Not monkey.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't talking about that ape. I said monkeys.

[–] tetris11 3 points 4 hours ago

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

[–] Klear 1 points 7 hours ago

Apes are monkeys, fuck paraphyletic groups.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

[–] BreadOven 12 points 13 hours ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] debil 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you bringing this up?

[–] debil 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Because this would actually be even more excellent anti-smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How is that anti smoking? That's anti research via trials in animals.

[–] debil 1 points 4 hours ago

Tobacco industry still tests on animals. Not on dogs though iirc. So even if you don't care about your own health, you should quit smoking for the benefit of animals.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 83 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (7 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] Cheems 2 points 53 minutes ago

Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's the face of a philosopher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I thought that's what I said. 😉

[–] finitebanjo 19 points 16 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

That duck looks like he's going places

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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