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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

That duck fucks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

This was made by a Furry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 4 points 10 hours ago

No dromedary? Missed opportunity.

[–] bitjunkie 12 points 13 hours ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Frog has swag

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he'll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

[–] AeonFelis 1 points 11 hours ago

Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] B312 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan 9 points 16 hours ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

[–] Jerb322 3 points 14 hours ago

Frogs don't smoke, that's a toad.😁

[–] BenLeMan 27 points 20 hours ago

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 22 hours ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] Maggoty 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] Deway 18 points 21 hours ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That's an ape. Not monkey.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't talking about that ape. I said monkeys.

[–] tetris11 3 points 16 hours ago

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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[–] pyre 9 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

I hate the smell of smoke, I can't even work when my co workers come back from a smoke

But this? Man, shitttt it's cool

[–] MellowYellow13 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It pretty much stays on them 24/7. They get desensitized do it but yeah, they just smell like shit 24/7 and you can smell it pretty far away

[–] jpreston2005 2 points 10 hours ago

I have a disabled neighbor that I help out around the house every now and then, she's been a smoker for decades. Long enough that she had to get tracheotomy so she breathes through a hole in her neck. Hasn't stopped her from smoking like a pack a day. Because of her disability and advancing age, a very kind neighbor built her a house and gave it to her for free. Her smoking has ruined that cute little two bedroom, to the point that everything in there is stained nicotine yellow, and reeks. That house will just have to be torn down when she leaves, because they'd have to gut the entire thing just to get rid of the smell. It's disgusting, and the fact that she got that house for nothing makes me all the more pissed about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] Cheems 2 points 12 hours ago

Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's the face of a philosopher.

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[–] finitebanjo 21 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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[–] WorkIsSlow 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] BreadOven 12 points 1 day ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] then_three_more 32 points 1 day ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

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