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[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 3 hours ago

No dromedary? Missed opportunity.

[–] bitjunkie 11 points 7 hours ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Frog has swag

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he'll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

[–] AeonFelis 1 points 5 hours ago

Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.

[–] B312 27 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Jerb322 3 points 7 hours ago

Frogs don't smoke, that's a toad.😁

[–] CaptnNMorgan 8 points 10 hours ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

[–] BenLeMan 26 points 13 hours ago

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] Deway 18 points 14 hours ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] Maggoty 66 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] pyre 9 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

I hate the smell of smoke, I can't even work when my co workers come back from a smoke

But this? Man, shitttt it's cool

[–] MellowYellow13 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It pretty much stays on them 24/7. They get desensitized do it but yeah, they just smell like shit 24/7 and you can smell it pretty far away

[–] jpreston2005 2 points 4 hours ago

I have a disabled neighbor that I help out around the house every now and then, she's been a smoker for decades. Long enough that she had to get tracheotomy so she breathes through a hole in her neck. Hasn't stopped her from smoking like a pack a day. Because of her disability and advancing age, a very kind neighbor built her a house and gave it to her for free. Her smoking has ruined that cute little two bedroom, to the point that everything in there is stained nicotine yellow, and reeks. That house will just have to be torn down when she leaves, because they'd have to gut the entire thing just to get rid of the smell. It's disgusting, and the fact that she got that house for nothing makes me all the more pissed about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 34 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's an ape. Not monkey.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wasn't talking about that ape. I said monkeys.

[–] tetris11 3 points 9 hours ago

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] Cheems 2 points 6 hours ago

Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's the face of a philosopher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I thought that's what I said. 😉

[–] finitebanjo 21 points 21 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

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[–] BreadOven 12 points 18 hours ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

That duck looks like he's going places

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