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[–] [email protected] 2 points 44 minutes ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 12 points 2 hours ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[–] kautau 18 points 3 hours ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] aeronmelon 10 points 4 hours ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] Thatuserguy 73 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] SendMePhotos 8 points 5 hours ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] _wizard 19 points 6 hours ago

Horses love it.

[–] bazus1 22 points 6 hours ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 hours ago

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] rtxn 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

The only place I bet.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] Bhaelfur 20 points 6 hours ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] IndiBrony 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

'Stegosaurus' sounds like a Bad Dragon product.

[–] ajoebyanyothername 9 points 6 hours ago

It's all also porn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Wait, you don't have vampire porn?