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[–] hypnicjerk 71 points 2 months ago (2 children)

bro paid $750 for a piece of paper and seems shocked that it's not magic

[–] MsPenguinette 28 points 2 months ago

He should have paid for it with his straw man account

[–] homesweethomeMrL 5 points 2 months ago

Hey it's not the paper's fautl he ate the magic beans instead of planting them

[–] FlyingSquid 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Always make sure you record on the record.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They always seem so surprised it didn't work for them.

[–] Treczoks 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, common sense is way less common than the name suggests...

[–] Railing5132 3 points 2 months ago

So rare it should be considered a superpower.

[–] TheLowestStone 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This country has, on average, gotten so stupid that I'm surprised half of us can manage to keep themselves alive.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's become a full-time job for the OTHER half to keep the first half alive.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

That's why California and New York get taxed to shit only for that money to end up in red states.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And we're off the clock starting in January, so. Anyone in the market for a used Harley? Prices Will Couldn't Be Lower soon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Only if it's liquid cooled with overhead cams.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry bud, the only way you're getting immunity is by becoming the President of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone has paid the 750 from their trust, or sent a silver quarter as payment.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Commenter is asking whether the scammers who sell magic documents to SovCits will accept fake SovCit payments. The answer is no.

[–] BreadstickNinja 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that shoulda been clue fucking one

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 1 points 2 months ago

If clues worked, they wouldn't be SovCits.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow that’s a lot of crazy nonsense all dressed up in big words.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 11 points 2 months ago

That's the secret they don't want you to know man! Fancy big words don't mean anything! I mean - have you ever looked at the sun, like, stared directly into that mutherfucka for a long time until you went fuckin' blind? Who knew it would do that? No one! That's the system keeping you down!

[–] maxenmajs 21 points 2 months ago

Did he actually cast the spell? I think he needs to find a cop and shout the arcane words at them.

[–] dogsnest 15 points 2 months ago

He bought the red sharpie at Dollar General and didn't notice it was a 'shorpie'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is it that they're sending that results in a warrant for their arrest?

[–] partial_accumen 18 points 2 months ago

Probably nothing they're sending is causing the warrant. Whatever they're sending is to get out of whatever legal obligation they aren't following through with. When the sovcit sends the nonsense, the legal system ignores the nonsense and issues the warrant for noncompliance of the sovcit.

[–] morgan_423 4 points 2 months ago

"What do I do to... ...remedy the situation?"

If only anyone had practical advice for this scenario.

Oh well.