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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry bud, the only way you're getting immunity is by becoming the President of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago
[–] TheLowestStone 39 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This country has, on average, gotten so stupid that I'm surprised half of us can manage to keep themselves alive.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It's become a full-time job for the OTHER half to keep the first half alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

That's why California and New York get taxed to shit only for that money to end up in red states.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And we're off the clock starting in January, so. Anyone in the market for a used Harley? Prices Will Couldn't Be Lower soon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Only if it's liquid cooled with overhead cams.

[–] hypnicjerk 51 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

bro paid $750 for a piece of paper and seems shocked that it's not magic

[–] MsPenguinette 18 points 13 hours ago

He should have paid for it with his straw man account

[–] homesweethomeMrL 3 points 11 hours ago

Hey it's not the paper's fautl he ate the magic beans instead of planting them

[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone has paid the 750 from their trust, or sent a silver quarter as payment.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago

Commenter is asking whether the scammers who sell magic documents to SovCits will accept fake SovCit payments. The answer is no.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wow that’s a lot of crazy nonsense all dressed up in big words.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 7 points 11 hours ago

That's the secret they don't want you to know man! Fancy big words don't mean anything! I mean - have you ever looked at the sun, like, stared directly into that mutherfucka for a long time until you went fuckin' blind? Who knew it would do that? No one! That's the system keeping you down!

[–] FlyingSquid 53 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Always make sure you record on the record.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 35 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They always seem so surprised it didn't work for them.

[–] Treczoks 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well, common sense is way less common than the name suggests...

[–] Railing5132 2 points 11 hours ago

So rare it should be considered a superpower.

[–] dogsnest 12 points 12 hours ago

He bought the red sharpie at Dollar General and didn't notice it was a 'shorpie'.

[–] maxenmajs 18 points 13 hours ago

Did he actually cast the spell? I think he needs to find a cop and shout the arcane words at them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What is it that they're sending that results in a warrant for their arrest?

[–] partial_accumen 10 points 10 hours ago

Probably nothing they're sending is causing the warrant. Whatever they're sending is to get out of whatever legal obligation they aren't following through with. When the sovcit sends the nonsense, the legal system ignores the nonsense and issues the warrant for noncompliance of the sovcit.

[–] morgan_423 2 points 8 hours ago

"What do I do to... ...remedy the situation?"

If only anyone had practical advice for this scenario.

Oh well.